Ian Patterson

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the avatar movies have the common decency to mostly go away between the films being in theaters, largely eschewing spin-offs and tie-ins. instead of applauding this, ignorant individuals in our society choose to say things like "avatar has no cultural impact."

Satisfying to eat a Nerds Gummy Cluster, think it's the best candy to come out in a while, then do a little research and find out that the guy who invented them just received a huge candy industry "impact" award for them. Reality is out there, and it can be shared.

@touchmoonflower Where were your best sources for finding cool articles and poems to read?

this works. It took some effort to get over the hump, but it turned out my attention span was not permanently fucked

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

“Every time Hollywood reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, a Cleopatra project emerges to restore the balance.”

@FPLGOAT7 Any chance Moreno loses his spot to Digne in the next few weeks?

Players to target in every position for the upcoming GWs ✅ 🧤 Goalkeepers 🧤 1. Raya 2. Neto 🛡️ Defenders 🛡️ 1. Gabriel 2. Saliba 3. Ait Nouri 4. Alex moreno 5. Pau Torres 6. Munoz 7. Van hecke ⚽️ Midfielders ⚽️ 1. Hwang 2. Gross 3. Bailey 4. Neto 5. Ødegaard 6. Douglas Luiz 7. Adingra/Mitoma 8. Garnacho 9. Elanga/Hudson-odoi 👟 Forwards 👟 1. Solanke 2. Hojlund 3. Toney 4. Awoniyi

I just told my mom Paul McCartneys Christmas music is mid?

is the Barbie™ movie critical of Mattel™? is this superhero movie feminist? is Taylor Swift LLC my friend?

Apricate (17th century): to turn your face to the winter sun and bask in it for a moment. (I know, I’ve said it before, but it’s too beautiful to forget.)

regina spektor thinking she can go toe to toe with bjork over this is crazy

No mugshot will ever surpass Bowie in Rochester, the perfect intersection of one of the most striking looking people that ever lived being arrested in the capital of Kodak Photography

this year we celebrate 20 years of music! music was invented by chingy in 2003. today there’s an astonishing variety of music, and although much of it doesn’t at all sound like chingy’s hit songs, it all represents the legacy of a truly remarkable man

at home: I can’t decide what movie to watch from the last 100 years. Siri look up anhedonia at a hotel: the last 20 minutes of Beverly Hills Cop 2? here is richer entertainment than Caesar could command

High school football stadium (Allen, Texas) vs. Premier League football stadium (Luton Town)

"you can't just kill people" should not be this controversial of a take