lars

that one friend who would make eye contact with you while everyone else spoke over you as you talked so you knew they were listening >>>>

hey please unfollow this person if you’re following them. they’re a 12 year old with a 18+ NSFW account sexualizing minors. she’s putting herself and other minors at risk for acting this way.

grrr i still don’t have a dog

@twaddlesam we’re bad to the bone

me and my friends hanging out on halloween

i have 250 skitty candy it’s offensive that i haven’t gotten ONE shiny yet

i hate that hot cheetos aren’t actually spicy like why lie

minors will be on anitwt like “i need more mutuals” like no you need better grades go study

i just ate an entire zebra cake in one bite don’t talk to me i’m in pain

my room mates got tortillas now i can make more quesadillas

did you really think it was cute to compare black people to flies as an attempt to own pence?

@Gojo_Goat i love it

i got into a heated debate with my friend about whether soup is a beverage or a food i have a lot to think about

my roommates bought caprisuns i’m currently drinking them all

kamala: “mr. vice president, im speaking” pence:

@KAMIYEOS omg he really said “ok guys i brought my killer”

@Iarsargo bruhhh mf showed up with a dwebble...like say ur freeloading and go🤦🏽‍♀️

just spent so long waiting for people to host raids and they all either kept not showing up, getting us kicked out or using the WORST possible pokemon ever ugh

homophobia confuses me so much i always picture a distraught person, smoking a cigarette while sitting in the dark muttering “those fucking gays” under their breath while crying.

coffee makes my chest go brrr

so sick of people saying “did you assume my gender?” like bro did you assume you were funny?