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@Made_In_Blocos só pelo clipe tá explicado muita coisa kkkkkkk

@Iblamesirius ele mesmo

n preciso falar nada.

a bolha do mma no tiktok é uma coisa especial, especialmente as fas do makhachev nunca passou na minha cabeça isso EXISTIR KKKKKKK

Nunca beijou de língua fazendo papai e mamãe de mãos dadas

> Opens literally any HOI4 mod > Clicks Brazil and check the national spirits The evil interdimensional corruption that will fuck Brazil in every single timeline:

um frio desse e eu sem uma mulher pra aquecer minhas mãos dentro da calcinha dela

Me: CALLS I.T....Hi my laptop is doing something weird. IT guy: What kind of weird? Me: It's just. Being weird. IT guy: Can you be more specific. Me: It's making a sound. IT guy: What kind of sound. Me: Like. A thinking sound. But angrier. IT guy: PAUSE.......Have you tried turning it off and on again? Me: I feel like you ask everyone that. IT guy: I ask everyone that because everyone needs to hear it. Me: What if I already tried that. IT guy: Did you? Me: ...Define tried. IT guy: Did you turn it off. Me: I closed the screen. IT guy: LONGEST EXHALE IN HUMAN HISTORY...... That's not turning it off. Me: It goes dark. It sleeps. Is that not essentially off? IT guy: It is not essentially off. It is essentially a nap. We need to turn it off. Me: Okay okay doing it now. TURNS OFF LAPTOP......Now what. IT guy: Turn it back on. Me: That's it? IT guy: That's it. Me: TURNS IT ON..... Oh. It's fine. The sound is gone. IT guy: Great. Me: You're like a witch doctor. IT guy: I'm going to hang up now.

@BetoCRVG97 @_alissonhae eu vou demorar muito pq tô sem tempo livre praticamente, e quando tenho tô no War Thunder ou OW pra fazer diária, então tô nessa de descansar 2 dias e voltar tbm kkkkkk

@_alissonhae @Iblamesirius Tô com 83 hrs no valhalla e ainda não zerei, faltam 2 regiões e o epílogo.. mas são 60 horas só de campanha principal, o jogo e bom , combate foda, mas as vezes dá uma cansada.. descanso 2 dias e volto pra ele , achei o odissey e Origins superiores

minha maratona de assassins creed ate o momento, não coloquei as horas do unity e no syndicate pois não encontrei em canto nenhum só não fiz 1000G no unity e no black flag por causa do modo online. Mas em todos os AC até o momento venho fazendo 100%

eita como meu borderline tá atacado, tem hora que amo ela, da 5m não quero nem olhar na cara dela tmnc kkkkkkkkkk

Playing violent games doesn't make you go crazy and kill people in real life, that's a myth. But playing strategy games makes you wanna rule over a country.

MAHORAGA IN THE UFO FILES? 😭

A guy security was hunting climbed a tree onto a bar roof, dropped down the other side, and casually joined the cops looking for him like he was helping. Movies aren't insane enough like reality 😂

Still more wingspan than the f-104

“Thanks to Hoi4, kids will learn to hate democracy since you can't declare war; they will love authoritarian and schizophrenic ideologies.”

- Tem algum gamer aí que possa me dizer quem é esse cara bonito? - Literalmente um Deus

+50 conto por causa da monster, nunca fui triste

when ur toxic traits are avoidance and isolation but ur love languages are quality time and physical touch

"O F de UFC é Fascismo"