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NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

This is the line for the Bad Bunny press conference. I’ve been a journalist since 1983. I’ve never stood in line to get into a press conference

NYC if Mamdani wins

A 55-year-old man wearing “MAGA for Mamdani” gear said he voted for Trump twice but now he’s “making a switch” and voting for Mamdani. “This’ll be the first time I'm voting for a Democrat,” he said. “I like his policies.”

A food bank lined up with military members who didn’t receive a paycheck this week:

“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?” - Reporter “I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.” - Donald Trump

El Salvador has abolished presidential term limits, allowing indefinite re-election. Terms are extended from 5 to 6 years, and run-off elections are eliminated.

CNN: Breaking news just into CNN, sources say DHS secretary Kristi Noem this afternoon has been taken to the hospital.

sometimes his drawings make me feel like he might be the most kindhearted man on earth

Robert Prevost becomes the first American Pope.

I got serious beef with this guys cat if we go out tomorrow

New cuntimal just dropped

5” is objectively correct Gotta show off them getaway sticks

Speed drives a flying car for the first time in China 😭🇨🇳