Icy Mike

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Icy Mike

Icy Mike

@IcyMikeP

Icy Mike is an aging, washed up martial artist who now makes YouTube videos because he can't fight good.

Katılım Mart 2015
30 Takip Edilen1.8K Takipçiler
Reagan Airport
Reagan Airport@Reagan_Airport·
Around 9 a.m., a suspicious package was located in a break room. The Airports Authority police established a perimeter for safety until the item can be cleared, that included moving passengers out of the D Concourse. We will let you know when we have an update.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Did @WWE break Netflix? I literally can't see Cena.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Is it just me that thinks the entire suite of Adobe products is an unintuitive pile of shit?
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you say that the credit card machine is gonna ask me a question, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
"He looks like an emo leprechaun." My daughter is watching wrestling for the first tjme and just saw @DMcIntyreWWE
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Is Kanye West the Elton John of our generation?
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you honk your car horn more than once or twice a year, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
@justnymp Boy you probably honked your horn this morning.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
@peytonpearson Lol you think people give a shit about your horn? It's a micro tantrum. Grow up.
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Nig Vicious@peytonpearson·
@IcyMikeP Mike. What about Los Angeles drivers Mike. They don’t respond to anything that isn’t a honk
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Icy Mike
Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Someone help me! The age gap with my wife has gone over the wisdom curve... she knows all kinds of things now and I can't see, hear or remember.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you're wearing a jacket, but your kid isn't... you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
@chriscvlt @JohnCena The take gets hotter: This would mean more than the Undertaker's streak being broken.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Best booking idea ever: @JohnCena decides he wants to become a grand slam champion before he retires, loses to the IC champion, then retires... for real. Can you imagine how powerful this could be?
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you were sandals with jeans, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you don't sign up for Hard Ready IX, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you work for mixedmartialarts(dot)com, you can't fight. Lol look at this:
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you go to @krispykreme today for their birthday "deal" you can't fight.
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