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@JoeBiden Hey, Joe... Why didn't you just say Bullshit to whatever Trump said whenever he opened his mouth? Technically he was hard bullshitting us. ,, link.springer.com/content/pdf/10…

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to. I might not debate as well as I used to. But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

@_EmpressCortana Try breathing a little more, tht may help.

Sometimes it feels like this birb is the only thing keeping me going… 🕊️♿️

Correct!! 💥

@drkeithsiau It takes guts to do what you do!

As a GI doctor, I admit that I haven’t been able to treat all my patients or relieve their suffering, but sometimes, just by being available during their times of need can count a lot.

@gtconway3d Ogd. Some whines will never mature. Oof.

Please watch—and, more importantly, listen to—this important message from President Donald J. Trump. Thank you.

@VerminSupreme You certainly did, Ollie. He's a man of strong conniptions.

I BEAT TRUMP !!!

@OGdukeneurosurg Of cough.

@OGdukeneurosurg Lung cookies, definitely

Which cookie would you prefer?

@_EmpressCortana They gave peas a chance

They have figured out what peas are and it has made them ravenous. 🫛🕊️

@Mediaite @AbbyMartin A person has to admire Abbe and Pierce persistently following up one question while being answered by avoidance, denial, and anger, anything to avoid saying he doesn’t know. There’s hope for journalism yet.

‘You Don’t Qualify Even To Be a Mother!’ Former Israeli Spy Goes on Sexist Rant Against Journalist During Unhinged Appearance ow.ly/1k1h50RzxuG

@OGdukeneurosurg The illustrator, from the 1950’s is creepy.

What’s wrong

@_EmpressCortana Yours? learn.adafruit.com/halo-energy-sw…

@furan @jeriellsworth There's elementals in this chart

@jeriellsworth @BackwoodsEnginr Do you have a copy of this with a little more resolution? I notice that there are a few extra boxes under where vermont would be on a US map, that I can't make out. I'd love to see the deets lost to pixiels.

@jeriellsworth @BackwoodsEnginr This is totally acurate, in some other alternate universe, just not this one. Must have trained it on the complete works of Lovecraft, even his notebooks. Cthlulium, priceless.

@LetTheBirdDie @RonFilipkowski @Acyn One of the few people who is going to fake his own debt...

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn That’s what happens when you’re plane is 50 years old and overweight with a fat guy

Trump Force One hit a parked plane on the runway. Good thing Trump only hires white, male pilots. wfla.com/news/florida/t…

@RWTrollPatrol @RonFilipkowski Ted Kennedy.. One of the few people who could get that Trump chap aquited... (so bad my cats left the room)

@RonFilipkowski Who was the pilot? Ronny Jackson?

@EagleRider4 @RonFilipkowski Yeah, like he would really pay for a taxi.

@ArtieVandelay1 @RonFilipkowski Changing it's name to Tromp

@RonFilipkowski No worries. It was on purpose. Trump just asked for his plane to hump the other. Then he tried to pay the other plane off.