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@Bread_pudding_ -It gets to the point that 'new fake' starts to become Keigo or at least that's what he thinks. He almost never slips up but when he does, that's when he remembers that 'new fake' isn't actually Keigo. Touya hasn't even seen the real Keigo, Hawks prefers death over that.-

@Bread_pudding_ Dabi when he gets like this, it'd be fruitless. He just waits as Keigo, staring at the wall and blaming himself for his fuck up. Then the second he hears the balcony door, he's back to 'new fake'. It continues on and each time 'new fake' is staying longer on Keigo's face.

🧵 Dabi getting 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 pissed whenever he talks to Hawks and he acts all hero like, still preforming that fake hero persona act he has going on when in public. Dabi gets so upset and so, so frustrated that Keigo, 𝙃𝙄𝙎 birdie is still keeping him at arm's length. (1/8)

@vea_428 @M00nD4rling If he escaped from the commission or something then I can believe it. Like you know this one fic with blind florist Keigo and normal Dabi? We'll, I can see it cause he was still with the commission at some point.

@M00nD4rling yes. like sure i can maybe imagine civilian hawks (in a no quirk au) or maybe a villain hawks (only if dabi’s a hero), but i just cannot imagine villain x villain dabihawks or hawks with his quirk just being a barista or something.

i realized one of my favorite types of #dabihawks au’s are when hawks is the exact same & dabi is doing whatever fucking job i want. rockstar dabi? yes. chef dabi? absolutely. actor dabi? i’m so down. bartender dabi? definitely. like i feel like dabi’s so adaptable in every way.

@carol_monrrow @vea_428 Yes, like you know the videos of Hawks running into a billboard? Well Dabi's laughing at that in Hawks face. On the other hand, if hawks is seriously injured? Yeah, it's all going down. Even after the whole fiasco, he will still pretend with hawks it was nothing important.

@vea_428 @Idkbluenames He really is the fakest idgafucker out there bc when has he been casual about Anything?

hawks gets into a rly bad fight where he’s thrown into a building. he’s bloody & wobbly, & he’s able to win the fight, but the clip of him getting his ass thrown into the side of a building starts trending. for weeks, every edit would have that clip & people would use it as a gif

@vea_428 I like to imagine that this is how the world learns that they are married. It's funny. Canon Dabi is making this everyone's problem, he is burning everything down and injuring every hero he sees just to say "Are you going to make fun of that one too?" With a maniacal grin.

@Idkbluenames but in a way where there aren’t obvious links to hawks. like a famous company makes fun of hawks & dabi burns their main building down ‘coincidentally’ during the same week. i can’t imagine dabi not caring. he would care & he’d make it everyone else’s problem.

@vea_428 He sees Keigo he gets calm and he goes placid in his arms. Don't get me wrong, he's still insulting them all but he's not burning up anymore. Keigo just kisses him and thanks him later at home. Then they cuddle:) Normal Dabs would be the same except with property damage.

@vea_428 Just got out of intensive care for their fcking ungrateful ass. And they still got the nerve of humiliating his husband!!! That speech would go viral, and it'd be a heavily bandaged Hawks who'd poop out of no where to collect his angry husband who is still mad. But the second -

@vea_428 Touya who's been sitting at Keigo's side and seen in how much pain he's at because of his injuries. And these FREAKS think it's funny!! They even use it as memes, the fcking DISRESPECT. (Honestly I don't what would be better,like normal dabihawks or secrethusband hero touya)

@vea_428 Well that fucks you up a little. Hawks doesn't really mind anymore, he's used to it. It hurts a little but he's used to it. Touya on the other hand is fuming, how dare them make fun of his birdie who's literally put his own life in danger in exchange of theirs.-

@svrcererspidey @vea_231 Physics and the 7 exams I've had this week alone.

@Idkbluenames @vea_231 WHO HURT YOU

#dabihawks but it’s a hawks bird thing where he collects random coins, rocks, & buttons to put in a tiny box in the back of his closet. dabi finds it & originally tries to make fun of hawks for it (in a “what loser has a box of trash in their closet” way), but then he sees how

@vea_231 For the night.(This is almost a fic at this point holy sht)Touya then drops the trinket thing but over the years he searches for almost the same trinkets Keigo had in his old box.(Yes he remembers) And once he's got them all he gift's it to Keigo for their anniversary :)

@vea_231 Angry cause it reminds him of his father, so after the fight he feels even worse. But before he didn't notice so as the two dumbasses that the are they fight. It ends with one of them out of their apartment or sleeping in the couch. Even funnier if Touya has to go to Shouto's -