☕️ If 5SOS Had Kids

Luke: You're grounded! Luke's Daughter: Uncle Jack wouldn't treat me like this! Luke: oh not you too.

C: Why don't I think my kids are cute? L: idk.. I think they are C: I look at them...then look at the dog... and I like looking at the dog more.

5SOS kids first words: L: mom A: dad M: hi C: *ruff ruff*

Pets 5SOS would get their kids: C: 3 dogs (named Ashton, Michael, and Luke; in birth order) A: a snail (named Jerry) L: a goldfish (named Youngblood) M: a turtle (named Speedracer)

Ashton’s only turning 24? It feels like he’s a 45 year old dad with 3 kids named Calum, Luke, and Michael.

Calum’s going to be the first dad to successfully make a family band. Idk how you teach 5 dogs to play instruments but he will make it happen. 5 Minutes of Barking She Looks so Ruff Don’t Stop Petting Me It’s going to be gr8.

The best Michael moments ranked: 10. You 9. can’t 8. rank 7. them 6. because 5. they’re 4. all 3. equally 2. iconic 1. Let’s plat titanic. You be icerberg and I’ll go down.

Ls: How do I know if I’m in love? L: are you fine at all? Ls: what? L: do you remember the day she told you she was leaving? Ls: ....none of this has happened ye- L: If you remember the make up running down her face, son, you were in love.

Cd: Why don't we have any family photos? C: We do Cd: Those are just posters of you and the guys C: Close enough

LS: Ok dad, I’m off to college L: Remember what I told you LS: I know I know L: No matter where you go... LS: do I really have to- L: NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO?!! LS: ...you’re always gonna want me back. L: 😊

Throughout my hiatus, many people have unfollowed me. Glad I have fans as dedicated as @Michael5SOS and @Luke5SOS. Wouldn’t be where I am w/o you. 😘

What if 5SOS never have kids and my whole Twitter life is a sham??

@Michael5SOS made the cut again this year. 😜

It’s 2017 and I️ still don’t understand how people meet celebrities

new music yet??

Today I am 20 years old, which means it is socially acceptable for me to date anyone in 5SOS.

Cs: Where’s dad? Cw: Ghosting us Cs: what’s ghosting? Cw: Have you seen his twitter? Cs: Yeah, he never tweets Cw: exactly

What 5SOS text their kids: C: dog pics A: paragraphical life advice L: group chats the band bc his kids never text back M: dank memes

Ms: wth dad M: what? Ms: You made a song about pizza, when tacos are clearly the better choice M: You’re what keeps this house divided.

Ls: Hey dad, when are you going to make new music? L: New music is coming soon! Ls: ok.... so about 5 years?...

So I went on a long hiatus and back, and 5SOS still hasn’t made any new music..... 🙁