Ifeoma

So 112 would rather wait until someone is seriously injured or worse, loses their life before they consider it an actual emergency? That’s insane!!!!

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

“Look at how they are dressing me like a Gen Z. By January 9, 2027, I will be 85 years old. God will continue to bless you all.”✨❤️ — Queen Theresa Onuorah appreciates her family, friends, and followers.

cozy

You might be going through the toughest part of your life and your woman is asking you if you miss her😂

“If I don’t give you Constant Electricity for 4Years, Don’t vote for me when I come back for 2nd Term” -Bola Tinubu, 2023. Every time you see this video, Please share, please repost, please retweet. Make sure every Nigerian sees this. SHARE EVERYWHERE!!!

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

BREAKING NEWS: World Bank selects Abia state for $700 million water project

This is hilarious! 😂 😂

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

So Atiku wants to keep running until he runs mad?

Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I remember the company dinner where an intern turned to the CEO and asked “who are you”

If this appears on your timeline just repost it. #EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾

Lmao

@somtoombaso 😩😩

@Iffynwaa Ify wayokwa 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah they definitely need those hats to hide how empty their heads are! Ndi ara!!!!

@Cheerful_Dindy Congratulations Asa

I spent the last year working with the most amazing team but it’s time to say goodbye 🥹🥹 Goodbyes aren’t really my thing mahn 😩😩 Time for a new adventure 🥳 Your girl has a new title 🥹🥹

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"if i slap you now, you'll wake up in america" this is the time please.

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop