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I’ll use this to explain something.. So this is the average 9ja home growing up… Boys and girls having to grow up not hugging their parents/siblings.. We just didn’t get to visibly see showing of love/compassion at home even though we could k!ll for our brothers and sisters.. But to verbally say “I love you” to them and in some cases HUG THEM genuinely na problem. I’ll cite example from a Yoruba Boy angle… The typical Yoruba home.. You prostrate for your parents.. And you’re mandated to call your older ones ‘Boda/Aunty’.. And of course, your younger ones get to call you that too. So that line for hugging don first blur by virtue of what we uphold. I’m driving somewhere.. stay with me. Now imagine both genders growing from that in the average Nigerian home.. Then later in life, one gender is just magically expected to be ‘romantic’ in a western way Like yo! The average omo boy literally LEARNT how to give warm hugs and enjoy it as adults bro!!! How do we magically go from that to designing the room with rose petals and buying flowers/scented candles and all ? Where on earth in our reality did that depict love growing up ? The trait/gesture is COMPLETELY alien to us You don’t get it… I’ve never touched a ‘rose petal’ in my entire life bruh.. Where I wan see am ? Scented flower ?… Ki lo’n je be ??? We’d be trying to learn these things as adults then they’ll still go ahead and call it “bare minimum” just coz they see it online from people creating content every other time and they read it on wattpad You see how the average 9ja Man would rather take you to go and eat and/or send you money than design one nonsense room with petals ? It’s a matter of familiar and unfamiliar gestures. That whole thing feels like bullsh!t to him… And we lowkey know it doesn’t mean much to you Ladies too.. But westernization + seeking validation + social media pepper-them ti fe ba aye yin je. Let me extend it a little.. You think the average bobo is freaked about planning proposals, bridal shower, white wedding, gender reveal and all those foreign dubs ? lol mchew!! I’ll end on this note.. Ask yourself how EVERYTHING our fathers wanted and expected from our mothers as wives are still the same thing modern Men want from their Women(wives). But the things our mothers wanted from our Fathers, modern Women are expecting x100 from modern Men. One-sided modernization isonu.

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Create a fire picture of yourself. I will love to see the best❤️🔥 1) Open Grok/ChatGpt/Gemini 2) Use this prompt A) Men: Create a high-fashion editorial studio portrait using the man from the reference image. Preserve his exact facial features, beard style, hair texture, and overall identity with 100% accuracy — no alterations to face structure or expression. He is seated in a modern minimalist designer chair, wearing a sharply tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and a smooth black silk shirt (top two buttons open, no tie). The fit is precise and premium. His posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance. The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind him hangs a large expressive abstract painting of his own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name] B) Women Create a high-fashion editorial portrait of a young woman from the reference image. A confident woman sits in a modern designer chair, wearing a sharp, tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and sleek black silk blouse, no tie, paired with elegant pointed-toe heels. Her posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance. The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind her hangs a large expressive abstract painting of her own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name] omg!... I'm in love with myself!... let's see the best








