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zero porn bots in my dms #unloved #unwanted

If Cleveland was in Canada he probably never would've met Joe and Peter and Quagmire

Got laser hair removal for my face yesterday and the lady tried to offer pubic hair removal like 3 times. Nice try satan

I think the final episode of every show should have Darth Vader in it. That’s right, even Everybody Loves Raymond.

Surprised there hasn't been alt health grift about sleeping without a blanket. Every other aspect of sleep has been covered one way or another but I've never seen this

they should invent a crush that likes you back

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

Was gonna show my Grandpa The Mandalorian but how do I convince him to watch 11 seasons of animated kids shows for him to understand seasons 2 and 3

i love piracy but i hate watching shit on my computer

as a society we need more fics of blowjobs w glasses that get tilted and foggy and covered in cum :3

hit tweet. watch porn ---> pornhub.com

when the whole gc go silent so you start rubbing your nipples

horny = masturbate bored = masturbate sick = masturbate healthy = matsurbate sad = masturbate happy = masturbate tired = masturbate at work = masturbate home = masturbate outside = masturbate with friends = masturbate dying = masturbate masturbating = masturbate

Be careful who you tell “good job”, they just might fuck themselves to the thought of it later

Oneyplays is just Cum Town for people with autism.

I just remembered when I opened my Google Drive one day and found an entire NSFW folder in my 'Shared With Me'

@botticellibimbo Taking your bra off to “she’s my cherry pie” is frowned upon in a cubicle

george lucas never would've turned his beloved franchise into green baby mascot slop, he would've- *flips through his original sequel plans* oh no... what the fuck......

Libtards will watch this and still try to claim that abortion isn't evil and sinful.