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@26point2FoCo
Whatever, my mom thinks I’m funny. Financial advisor by day, worker outer by night. Once ate five grapes in a row. I am unemployed and live with my mother.
Colorado, USA Katılım Ocak 2016
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@goldfiregodking First one must have been in the first hour, and 13 of them 8 hours later. 🤣
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14 shots in 9 hours and ur THAT turnt? grow the fuck up
WTF@mrwtffacts
While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.
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@Jesse_Forgione @USA_Polling Please let us know when they’ve found some
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@USA_Polling We’ve reached the point where the only thing the left can do is post pro-Trump content.
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@MoMohler Every toilet would argue they did that 50 years ago.
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@26point2FoCo @MoMohler This is a much funnier response than it is getting credit for
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@26point2FoCo @Rockies I hope he lets me stay up to watch, if we make it.
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@denverchud @Rockies Look him straight in the eyes, say “see ya in Rocktober,” and then storm out.
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@Rockies The Rockies have inspired me..
I’m gonna say something to my wife’s boyfriend.
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Donald J Trump just threatened to nuke me in the “gonads” if I don’t return his Big Mac. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Bret Baier: "I just got off the phone with the president. He called. He said '8pm is happening. If we get to that point, there is going to be an attack like they have not seen.' He's sticking to that at this point."
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@BulwarkOnline See how much he cares for you, MAGA?
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Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."
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@MoMohler And wherher or not you’re wearing them on your feet
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@justcuuper And? I didnt attend church and maybe said happy Easter once. Does that make me a horrible person?
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@gregkellyusa Cool. Fuck off you fucking fuck clown.
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Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!
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