Rod Malcolm

@RAF_Luton Two of those planes cut themselves while shaving so I worry about precision bombing.

Photo of the Day: F14s feel the need, the need for speed as they buzz the Tower of London to celebrate #TopGunDay as part of Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom and The War Against TopGun Suppression #avgeek #TopGun Photographed from a Canberra

@ronsterd89 Wurlitzer.

@mitchnottm @elia_mafhh Great acting, though.

That live daily the FLIGHT ATTENDANT, have to deal with rude passengers and lack of respect, then they say it was because of their race and color. Good Job 👍👏

@catsareblessing Cat knocks something over and looks amazed, knocks down something else and looks astonished, does it a third time with an utterly disbelieving look on its face.

"Adopt a cat, it's more chill, sleeps most of the day" The cat:

@BromptonBunch Such a wonderful picture; those wings look so frail but are so perfect.

Geronimo! #Jays

@BoosGarden43 Beautiful picture and bird.

@RAF_Luton The colour scheme was chosen by Matt Black, one of our most imaginative artists.

Photo of the Day: The X15 was the world's first Advanced Rocket Stealth Enforcement airplane, built by the Boffins at LARPA the X15 first flew on the 31st Feb 1926 reaching an altitude of 80,085ft and a top speed of 7175mph (Mack 8.0085) Photographed from a Canberra

@digitalbrain01 @sciencegirl Are you sure they're not laughing at a joke?

@sciencegirl The kookaburra's call is a territorial marker, echoing through the Aussie bush to establish its presence.

Sound of a Kookaburra

@Edwina_Currie Pretty poor show by the ground crew. Those RAF chaps usually employ spit and polish to make it nice and shiny.

Eh? There are no mountains in Lincolnshire … 👇👇👇😮😮😮🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@RAF_Luton They've just been diverted to fly through the Wembley Arch to honour the Hatters.

Photo of the Day: Eurovision Typhoons patrolling the No-Fly zone over War-Torn Penarth in search of illegal migrants in dinghies crossing the channel to Weston-super-Mare as part of Operation Rubber Dinghy Rapids & The War Against Tyro Skiffs #StopTheBoats 📸 from a Canberra

@GregMerseyexile @RAF_Luton Yes but don't call his guide Tonto.

@RAF_Luton Is it flown by the Lone Ranger?

Fact of the Day: The AH-64 Apache gunship can fire up to 80,085 rounds (bullets) per second from its twin SA80 machine guns. Most baddys know this and surrender within 71.75secs of seeing an Apache Photographed from a Canberra

@BromptonBunch Did you name him that because he loves oats?

Titus is a truly magnificent pidge #Pigeons

@Imonanotherplan That's brilliant and made me laugh.

Good morning from court where a judge told a jury he had to discharge: "When I retire I will write two books. One entitled 'Things that go right in the courtroom' and another called 'Things that go wrong'. The first will be very thin and the second will run into three volumes"

@nickowentv @HattersHeritage He was superb, wasn't he?

@HattersHeritage What. A . Footballer.

Happy Birthday to Graham French, who is 81 today! hattersheritage.co.uk/players/graham…

@DuffersSport It's all very worrying.

It's still unbelievable that this absolute fuckwit is allowed anywhere near his own front door. Seriously, what kind of 'leader' comes out with this stuff? The man is a complete and dangerous lunatic, though I realise I'm stating the bleedin' obvious. #Trump

@BromptonBunch Fabulous.

Jay at the colonnades #Jays

@Basfordutdfc Happy birthday, Danny.

🎂 Happy birthday to our Head of Media Danny Draper! We hope you’ve had a fantastic day 🎉

@WorkingtonAFC That's a big result.

𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 We take all three points this afternoon. #OurTownOurTeam #RootedInRed

@mitchnottm @Utdbrizzy Agreed but the other two made me burst out laughing.

N’Golo Kanté pulling up in the same black fit and 2016 trainers 😭🇫🇷 Teammates dressed for Fashion Week Man said “I’m just here to win the ball” 🐐

@SaraBerry846014 @LandoNorris @McLarenF1 He is a wonderful artist.

@IlkRep @LandoNorris @McLarenF1 Doubt we'd hear from them to be honest, Jack's story is about how he deals with having refectory epilepsy. He finds confidence in art because he has no confidence or control over his health.

My name is jack i painted lando norris during an art therapy session that I had. Lewis my art tutor said I should show lando I said to my art tutor he's won't be interested in me.. @LandoNorris @McLarenF1