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Hello hello! Some new updates concerning $LUAF and the tech behind it: 1/2 First up, LUAF successfully created it's first full zero-human corporation That's right, LUAF was finally able to create a full corporation with 5 departments(R&D, Marketing, Sales, Ops, Finance) & a full executive board of directors. Utilizing swarms of agents, provided by @swarms_corp. This means LUAF will no longer be dependent on the Swarms marketplace for tokenization or RapidAPI for micro-business creation. It is finally able to create everything from the idea, to the product, plus the full website & business bureaucracy, It's able to autonomously deploy said website & product and sell it without human intervention.

Heyo, I made a cool thing in the Euroswarms DIscord Server. It's a market prediction bot that uses CR-CA. Here's a snippet of an ordinary response. The date of information applies at 2026/04/03 00:25:00 Mass budget (MC): paths finishing above last print ≈ 63.56% · below ≈ 36.44% → distribution reads bull-leaning. Fan median sits above spot (79.3262 vs 79.12). Analytic Gaussian mirror says P(>S₀)≈63.79% — compare to MC for model stress. ◆ fan median above spot ◆ medium vol regime (σ̂ scale 0.305) ◆ direction aligns with MC mass above spot MC ladder MC empirical quantiles (primary fan) p05 78.3551 · p25 78.925 · p50 79.3262 · p75 79.7353 · p95 80.3191 Analytic ladder Analytic Gaussian/lognormal (secondary) p05 78.3509 · p25 78.9265 · p50 79.3285 · p75 79.7326 · p95 80.3183 Direction mass Most probable directions (heuristic read) 1) Upside tail mass ~63.56% of paths > last close. 2) Downside tail mass ~36.44%. 3) Median scenario price ~79.3262 (MC p50). 4) Analytic median ~79.3285 vs MC p50 spread = narrative tension. 5) Declared signal Long @ 17.0% — use chart + ladders together, not alone. Risk geometry entry 79.12 target 79.33 stop 78.98 R-multiple 1.50R · causal_score 0.108 Indicator stack RSI 56.55 · MACD 0.004861 · BB% 0.891 · Vol× 1.232 · ATR 0.14 · VWAP dev 0.1295% Causal weave dominant volume · vars 11 · edges 10 · regime_conf 1.65% order liquidity, macro_sentiment, regime, spread, macd, rsi, volatility, volume, order_flow, momentum, price JAX cross-check mean |Δq50| torch vs jax subset: 0.0168947 (sanity, not a second fan). Counterfactual gallery 1. 55.0% Momentum continuation → Δ +0.022593 — _Causal chain orderflow→momentum→price sustains 2. 30.0% Mean reversion → Δ -0.0180744 — Overextension may trigger causal reversal 3. 15.0% Regime break / flat → Δ +0 — Structural break neutralises directional signal This is not financial advice, just a speculative prediction backed up by quantitative mathematics & causal economics.

@Euroswarms @swarms_corp @KyeGomezB God bless.

I'm truly thankful to @swarms_corp & especially @KyeGomezB for first of all, creating the technology that made all of this possible. That technology being the $Swarms framework, Without it - LUAF would've started existing much later, if not, never. Under a very underdeveloped agent orchestration architecture. Second-of-all, I'm glad to see Swarms embracing the existence of projects leading their infrastructure into a brighter more applicable future! Long Live Swarms! Long Live $LUAF! God Bless.

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@luseemeow Hi, Ex Linus Tech Tips employee here, 67

So I think it's about the right time to release a video of me talking about $LUAF, explaining what it is, and how it works. So uh, here it is. More info below:

I just learned that the Lucidrains GitHub account has been suspended and all of his repositories have been taken offline. This is completely unwarranted. His repositories have taught thousands of people how to build AI models myself included. Without his open-source work, I wouldn't know a quarter of what I know now about AI. Lucidrains is one of the most significant contributors in open-source AI. He has implemented hundreds of models that otherwise would have remained locked away in research papers without code or reproducible experiments. This is such an incredibly unfortunate situation for someone who has contributed so much to the community, educated thousands about AI, and helped spark a movement that will shape the future of human civilization. If GitHub is willing to do this to him, they could do it to any of us including me and that would be deeply concerning. I'd like to ask Github to re-consider their decision here and potentially reinstate his account, there is no benefit at all to keeping suspending him. @github @satyanadella

Everyone is chasing the next AI agent token. Meanwhile one of the most technically real agent launch infrastructures is sitting at ~$10k mcap. Let’s talk about $LUAF by @Euroswarms You’re probably fading it because you don’t understand what it actually does. Thread 🧵

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Remember! CA: F4FRD3xap9Hra35E7VSY9GTvzy2mRKKqXmX7cU49swrm Discord: discord.gg/DWDearHDqJ

Mornin, $CRCA! Gonna make a video showcasing how the WebUI works today, & how to set it up from the userland, later gonna try getting up on the internet for public usage. For the moment of Public Testing, users who'll wanna try the CR-CA model over the WebUI will have to connect their phantom wallet and hold any amount of the CR-CA token, this is to ensure there is no spam & my credits don't get drained overnight TwT Expect many things to be broken, if you do find something that isn't already a common issue, keep in mind to report it to me instead of ranting on how horrible I am at webdev :3

While Ya'll wait for CR-CA WebUI to release as a public test beta, I have a little something ya'll have also seen an interest in: LUAF, The Large-scale Unified Agent Foundry. A little demo of using it, & what it can create: swarms.world/agent/691c2be6…

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