Chris Burnell

@realDonaldTrump #obaMAGAte

OBAMAGATE!

The U17s trail Cedar Rapids, 3-1 after 40. @AHreschuk (Aidan Hreschuk) tallied Team USA's goal! #USAvsCR

I’m bored. Gimme the best song by a band people have never heard of?

U16’s fall 3-2 in OT vs @Kuper_Academy. They’ll take on the @SC_Spartans1872 next, tonight at 9:00 PM. Best of luck #BCSBears! #BCS1836Hockey

260 students. 37 countries. 15 athletic teams. ONE team for mental health. #BellLetsTalk #BellCause

@Uncle_Jimbo It’s weird that this turned into a “Who was there first?” Argument.

Two @spittinchiclets episodes in a row that @ryanwhitney6 mentions Play It Again. Where do we send the gift card? #ad

Thanks for the shout out @ryanwhitney6 on @spittinchiclets. We will keep our 👀 peeled for #PatrickMarleau #pumps.

EVENT: The U16's are kicking off the @PSHFederation Event this weekend with a game against the Rebels. Best of luck boys! #GoBears #BCS1836Hockey

What if the MLB played hockey instead? (Part 1 of 6) #DoDamage #PinstripePride #RaysUp #BlueJays #BirdLand

What if the MLB played hockey instead? (Part 2 of 6) #RallyTogether #MNTwins #DetroitSummers #WhiteSox #RaisedRoyal

What if the MLB played hockey instead? (Part 3 of 6) #neversettle #RootedInOakland #truetotheblue #TheHaloWay #TexasRangers

What if the MLB played hockey instead? (Part 4 of 6) #ChopOn #OnePursuit #BeBold #LGM #JuntosMiami

What if the MLB played hockey instead? (Part 5 of 6) Hope I did my Cards justice! #ThisIsMyCrew #EverybodyIn #STLCards #LetsGoBucs #RedsCountry

What if MLB teams played hockey instead? (Part 6 of 6) This series was a blast to make tell me your favorite! #Dodgers #Rockies #Dbacks #SFGiants #LetsGoPadres

These are the jerseys your favorite MLB team would wear if they played in the NHL. (via @Ferry_Designs) MORE @ bardown.com/these-are-the-…

@FearDept @CuteCentrist Eventually we’ll be right.

"This country is behind al Qaeda" is what we say just before attacking it. Recall that we claimed Saddam was harboring al Qaeda, and later repeated the same lie about Assad. (via @CuteCentrist)

WHO?! Awkwafina's 'Saturday Night Live' Promo Proves She Is So Ready For Her Hosting Debut - Bustle apple.news/AX6sOKojySSKRB…

Hey @kanyewest yeezys should have a light up function. #thoughts