lil ballsack

the war on drugs caused more drugs, the war on terrorism caused more terrorists…i really hope they declare a war on tatted bi girls with doc martens and nose rings

Certified chiller

Kill me. If I ever have a gf before 30. Kill me

I’m an Ella fella

Messaged this girl mama Mia because she’s Italian

I’m feeling DIFFERENT today

the worst person you know probably cares about this

i never see your broke ass at the bank

it’s a great day to be great

flow state state for corporate jargon: corp state

saw an asian girl throwing cake on the timeline and someone commented “lemon pound cake” 🫩🫩🫩

i need wings in my gullet asap

so close to throwing out all of my dishes for the 3rd time

nothing like 3 hours of meetings on a monday

don’t hit my line unless you’re horny

Another investment into the 401k #financialfriday

i’ll say this again. girls trying to be influencers is like guys trying to be soundcloud rappers

you don’t really love mother nature like me #feminist

no gooning 2026

first off, happy international woman’s month