Rachel White

@Gibs_Mr716 I signed in just to say it was good to see you! #gosox!!!!

You know your Krazy Korn was made perfectly "sloppy af" when you can't be seen in public devouring it! Thanks for always getting it right! @whereslloyd

@dangerusk @Imkevinfarley You. Plus sign. Me. Equal sign. Us! I know my calculus, it says you + me = us!

@ImBunzarella @Imkevinfarley You + me = calculus

I looked everywhere for my 2ge+her CD to try and get @Imkevinfarley to sign but I can't find it anywhere! At least I can still listen to it! #iwantthenewsnottheweather

Oh....the judges decide ..my bad...still Angel City Chorale is fun but not winner of #agt! #americasgottalent

I know I'm late to the party, I watch on Hulu...but Angel City Chorale is NOT better than Mochi! What is wrong with you America?? Good thing @CourtneyHadwin got through or I'd boycott the rest of the season! #agt #americasgottalent #results

I know I already bitched about this but I can't believe how terrible of a host Tyra is. I would expect better from her. I guess she's better when she can do multiple takes. Sorry Tyra. #agt #americasgottalent

Normally I am not a fan of singers on #agt cuz there's so many singing shows, but @CourtneyHadwin is absolutely fantastic! Definitely my favorite of the evening! So sweet and humble, so talented and entertaining! I'd see her Vegas show!! #AmericasGotTalent

I appreciate the skill it takes to do escapes, but #LordNil is just not exciting. Bring on the comedian! #agt #AmericasGotTalent

I should be the host of #agt. Maybe I don't look as hot in a dress as Tyra, but I wouldn't be boring and say "like" and "you guys" every other word. Just sayin. #AmericasGotTalent

I have always liked Tyra...but y'all need to bring back Nick Cannon! #AmericasGotTalent #agt

@hitRECordJoe I watched the opening scene to Kids with my brother and dad when I was about 14. We didn't watch the whole movie together...😳

Most awkward movie you saw with your parents — what was it?? bit.ly/2LUaT6I

Apparently the separated immagrant children are starting to get adopted. I'll adopt some siblings...then help them find their parents...then adopt some more. If only I were Daddy Warbucks and could afford such things.

Dear most guys on any dating site/app: I don't give a damn about your dog, your car, your kids, or your 'don't worry, that's my sister.' I want to see you. Only you. Smiling if it's possible. Show me you have personality, not wheels, pets, and offspring. I'll find that out later.

How do I submit this #turkey to be pardoned by the president on #Thanksgiving?

Watching @RuPaul's #DragRace on demand...why has it taken me this long to find this show? Heard of it but never watched and I'm years behind! @netflix what the hell? I need to watch these!!! #SorryRu

Posted on #craigslist to warn women about the #pof theif. It literally only said how he stole and that he has grape nuts (teeny tiny). I have a good 20 replies mostly trying to date me...and one guy asked me to take his virginity. #whatiswrongwithpeople

Tomorrow I shall be a hermit. Don't expect to see me. I need a break from all this straight bullshit.

And my friend bitched at me about something that when I went back to reference....I was right to begin with but she can't accept being wrong so I have to bite my tongue. #whenitrainsitpoors

And after all the bs of last night...the #catfish messages me. #cantcatchabreak