DJ Juicy Jazz. Not Jen.

Introducing: my kids

@vort_advection @NWSFlagstaff Have you heard from your friend since then? I'm trying to get in contact with people I know who are there also.

@NWSFlagstaff this was sent to me from someone at Havasupai Falls. Estimated time around 1:30 pm

@technicoluor My ouid gummies look like this! 🤣

@mtheythem @DontShowYourCat Your cat looks like my cat’s sibling!

@DontShowYourCat and you don't have to get a kitten every time but you SHOULD get a kitten at least once; bonus points if you're bottle feeding 4 times a day and extra bonus points if you keep them forever

@AWWritesStories 🧡🧡🧡🟠

3 years ago today mama Emily gave birth to my sweet silly boys! Please wish Winston and Leo a happy 3rd birthday and Emily a happy birth-ing day!

Hello from Winston who's impersonating a bunny this Leap Day.

Need more men to have tummy issues so I can have the chance for a meet cute at the gastroenterologist's office 🥲

@RevKPB I’m not sure about eval tools, but I often refer to this website as a big resource for me (ADHD-allistic parent of autistic kiddo): neuroclastic.com/its-a-spectrum… I also follow several adults with autism on IG to regularly hear their perspectives and thoughts on whatever comes up

The snow has melted so we're back to playing in the mud.

@AWWritesStories Damn!! 🔥🔥🔥 If that’s what 40 looks like then I can’t wait to catch up!

So this is 40

Am I really the one who needs to make Jesus come again?

Dating as an agnostic be like... 🫠

Changing it up. Crying! In the hot tub.

@AWWritesStories Do you live with the fae??

Fungi on Christmas Eve

How to wrap your Adventist meat for unsuspecting recipients this Christmas. 🧵

my tweet aura is making love to your tweet aura

"Repentance is delicious"

@VanPeter_ But damn if you don't make exhaustion look good!

A reprise.