Oswald Cobblepot ⤷ 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓷

「Please don’t think too badly of me. We are what we are.」 • Gentleman of Crime. • Extremely possessive. • MS-SS / MV. • Xovers are welcome. • OC friendly. ツ • ♡ & ↺would be amazing.

"Pie is home. People always come home." 🥧 Can bring people back from the dead for 1min. 🌼 Loves to bake pies. 🥧 Literate & Descriptive as you. DMs are always open for OOC chat and plotting. 🌼 Biromantic. 🥧 Ships with chemistry. 🌼 RT's & ♡ are much appreciated

@allevilrp I wouldn't say it was fun.

@ImJustDeranged Sounds like fun

I am at in the hospital in rl I'm sick at stomach coughing throwing up having the sweats still ain't got wifi yet either

@allevilrp Oh I've just been keeping myself busy.

@ImJustDeranged Aw not too much I was wondering jouf you not heard from you

@allevilrp I'm doing okay. Have you been up to much since I last saw you?

@ImJustDeranged Im.ok you baby

@smurfonsteroids And you'll be sure to incinerate thr bodies, right?

@ImJustDeranged Well if bodies start coming into the hospital I'll know why.

Having his annual Christmas tantrum because nothing is going his way.

@smurfonsteroids Perhaps....

@ImJustDeranged So that's why I can hear ing and gunfire

@allevilrp Hey, how ya feeling. Darling?

@ImJustDeranged Hey love

How did you die?

It's Christmas Eve and I have bought zero presents. Fuuuuck.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐲 𝐼𝑟𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑉𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 W̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ D̶i̶s̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Ꮲꮜꭱꭼ ꮻғ Ꮋꭼꭺꭱꭲ (?) Ꭰꮜꮇᏼ ꮻғ Ꭺꭱꮪꭼ ᴵᶰᵈᵉᵖᵉᶰᵈᵉᶰᵗ ᴾᵒʳᵗʳᵃʸᵃˡ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃˢˢᶤᵈʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵀᵛ ˢʰᵒʷ ᴾʳᵉᵃᶜʰᵉʳ

This gorgeous man is going to be the death of me.

@allevilrp Good

@ImJustDeranged Aw love you

Im back wjo missed me

@allevilrp Duh, naturally. Of course I fucking missed you.

@ImJustDeranged Oh really

not all love is gentle. sometimes it’s gritty and dirty and possessive, sometimes it’s not supposed to be careful or soft at all. sometimes it feels like teeth.

can some romantic shit happen to me for fucks sake

I just wanna be loved.

@hellfirewalking I think we both know it would be in your best interest if you did surrender to me.

@ImJustDeranged I won't hold my hands up and surrender.

|| I will go down with this ship.