Matt

@McDonaldsUK just checking should my breakfast wrap sound like this? It’s more of a hard shell taco this morning

@TicketmasterUK can you please stop flagging my account for looking for tickets all I’m doing is checking different dates on my favourite artists for resale 😭 you had one job

ariana ticket master queue has been frozen for 10 mins..

@euphoritaee Have done :)

@ImMatture123 Hii could you message me pls?

Can no longer make it to Jessie Reyez in Manchester, selling tickets for less than face value, sad but hopefully someone can go secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/1F0062830C3…

The universe is being extremely quiet on this one

Fortnight.. song of the summer? Be for fucking real 😮‍💨 it’s a good song, but song of the summer it was never

saying goodbye to my type because i wanna get married one day

When I’ve had too much to drink I get abit nasty, I’ve recently discovered commenting on right wing media tiktoks to put it to good use

Doctors receptionists:

@tiktok_uk doesn’t see any issue with people comparing pedophilia to homosexuality btw :) #tiktok

Dan Wooten off our screens, GB News £42 million pounds down in 2023 and Talk Tv to cease airing in summer. Absolutely stunning

@TracieAnderson1 It’s also Big Brother, it’s not that deep

@ImMatture123 Sick of women using the C word in a derogatory manner. Negative language around women's bodies is insidious. Plus where's your solidarity with other women?

Sharon Osbourne calling Anna Wintour a C*nt as she slags off James Cordon.. then gags at the mention of Ellen #CBBUK

@TracieAnderson1 I’m not a die hard Sharon fan, don’t worry. I don’t live and breath or opinions or insults. Just curious if you’ve shared the same sentiment on tweets ridiculing Sharon Osbourn’s body or does this sit outside the morality of it all

@CamzyMc It’s great television, no one’s worried about whether she’s a Mother Theresa

@ImMatture123 Sharon is seriously vile, and her outer shell matches her inner ugliness

@harrisonjbrock He truly isn’t that person, job done he can leave now

The lovely Kate Middleton when Uncle Gary calls to check in on her #CBBUK

wow raye!! #brits

After following @raye for years, I have no words for how proud I am of her graft! She made history, and gives me faith in if you work at it, you can achieve it .. a beautiful person in and out