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Jenny Five
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Jenny Five
@ImNoMilkMaid
[I believe in nothing but the truth and who we are] 24 years old Echelon girl who lives for her Dreams, believes that one day her Dreams will come true.
Katılım Ocak 2014
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I wonder if people who do things like create "World Nutella Day" have ever heard about volunteering for charities with your free time.
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Maybe if I write a To-Do List that just says "Waste Time On Internet All Day" I won't do that, and I'll actually get tons of stuff done.
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I just saw a man sneeze into his elbow and he basically spit all over the person next to him, so Where To Sneeze is still up for ideas.
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I give up on trying to dress appropriately in this apocalyptic weather.
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I think I've actually managed to almost write a song! Phew, I can still do it! And now to bed....
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"The damage we are doing to nature is ultimately damage we are doing to ourselves," says @AlisonSudol bit.ly/2b6nNOg #IUCNcongress
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The ridiculous spelling of your child's name tells me all I need to know about your parenting skills.
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Art Rock? Synthwave? Indie Rock? Prog-Rock? Electronic Super Backflip Mustard Rock!? It's my band. The DROiDS!
TheDroids.bandcamp.com
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Sometimes a shampoo at the hair salon is so amazing I fall half in love with the shampoo girl and think the feeling is mutual.
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The only problem with library books is that hundreds of filthy strangers get to read the books before you.
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We woke up in the kitchen saying "I'm not sure what happened here, but it looks like we ate a pot-pie off the floor".
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