Chris Lawrence

I’ve got time with my kids to watch 1 winter Olympic finals event, what should I choose to keep them entertained?

@HugoDerave Carry me

I'm in love with Battlefield 6.

Portable AC/Portable Chimichanga cooler/Portable Chimichanga Scent Diffuser. This might be a cry for help.

I was nearly bested in battle. I took an itchy wound. I persevered so that my family would not suffer…

Andy Capp the real OG

@HugoDerave Will optimize databases for food

@ImTheCLaw But... it works :(

Going from a -horribly set up- MySQL db to a -properly set up- Clickhouse DB really is night and day. Being able to query stats from 45M rows of raw JSON events in a few milliseconds is mind blowing to me 🤠

@ricklesauceur make the pilgrimage and I’ll break out my deep fryer for the fries

I should have to lock up my phone at night. Anyone in the South Bay want some poutine so I don’t have to tell my wife what I did?

@Pav_tweets I had to google that, I’m too old for this stuff. How about I built Johnny 5’s grandchild?

@ImTheCLaw You built Exodia 😭

Thanks for the help, I got it now “Master, what is my purpose”

Bruv, I’m only using it because my controller wasn’t recognized on my PC

We recently rolled out new detections in @PlayApex to better identify players using Direct Memory Access devices for the purpose of cheating and have banned 1300+ accounts that were doing so. We’ve also investigated recent complaints about improper bans on social media and are confident that these accounts were cheating. As a reminder, we have a zero-tolerance policy for threats and harassment against our developers. We will take action against both in-game and out-of-game behaviour as necessary to protect the health and safety of our teams. Please review our Rules of Conduct (bit.ly/4lhQYf0) and the Positive Play Charter (bit.ly/4jTU47P) which has additional information on acceptable behavior. If you would like to appeal an in-game ban or suspension, please do so through the appropriate channels at help.ea.com

Am so doing this right?

The incredible #ALGSOpen crew 🧡

One my top highlights so far, caught this dude sneaking in backstage. I felt like budget Bloodhound #ALGSOpen

My 4yr old bit my TV and cracked the panel… I don’t even know what to say, nothing in life prepared me for this.

No more tearing bread while trying to spread cold butter

@ricklesauceur This twitter/x stuff is confusing

.@ricklesauceur advised me to search this out on Twitter-anyone know where I can order fresh cheese curds shipped expedited from Quebec? Cheddar I need to make and eat good poutine. I would also accept Quebeckers, quebecians, quebecinase who are willing to purchase local & ship