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hi !!!! my comms open now :33 #commissionsopen #art ko-fi.com/otlistoz/commi…

tomodachi life addiction so bad that playing it is the immediate first thing i think of everytime i come home

I hate when ex friends start getting into my interests NO youre not allowed to like it now😭😭😭

This whole “you can absolutely tell when you’re reading a fanfic because of the prose” discussion is so dumb and pretentious. I can tell when I’m reading a fanfic because I purposely clicked on a goddamn fanfic on the Fanfic Website.

Nothing annoys me more than food like wraps and burgers falling completely apart when you eat it

bookmarking tweets just to forget about them.

Seeing that UK cinemas have 11:45pm viewings for TADC is so funny to me. Imagine going to the cinema at midnight with your mates and then going to the pub at 2am to trauma-dump about what you just saw over a cheeky pint.

april feels so long i've lived a thousand different lives this month alone

everything is radiostatic if youre delusional🥹

some haters are more annoying than the fans why talk about it that often if you hate it so much

i love when i'm writing smut and gdocs tries to tell me that I really meant to write "pulls off his dick" instead of "pulls off of his dick" like yup. thank you so much guys. I thought I wanted to write a blowjob but you're so right, that penis is getting ripped clean off instead

@shroudedking I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT TICKETS FOR THE WRONG PLACE 😭😭 it has been changed now but oh my god a little too excited

(( Us Europeans getting ready for TADC tickets sales in less than two hours ))

He finds the knife really scary but he keeps pulling it out to look at it and then he goes KYAAA

having your headphones die before school is genuinely like having to take a 10 incher up the ass with no lube

awwwwww :333 aww :33333 aw 💕💕

this is the realest note i’ve ever seen

I think this is a cry for help after all the emails we've been sending lmao

BRING BACK NIJIENCOUNTERS PLEASEEEEE GOD FUCK

why are you guys scared to double text i literally send like 8 messages in a row

Gen Z is preferring RadioStatic instead of having sex.