I am Hard

I want nothing to do with that daddy bullshit. Call me Gabe instead. (That’s my step dads name he was so freaking cool man) #thedadwhosteppedup

If you don’t know Charles Brenton Huggins, you don’t know ball #NCAA

Now that the government shutdown is over, RELEASE THE MR BEAST FLIGHT LOGS #feastables

@theamelia__ Women and mothers in law.

Dick: Hey, balls Balls: oh waddup, dick Asshole : *poops

This new bidet has my butthole looking like a hubba bubba. It squeaks when I walk #bubblegumpink

@AgathaChocolats My moms fat ass boyfriend sat down

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

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Escalators are beta. Grown ass man can’t walk up the stairs? You want the toilet to poop for you too? #michael

“I think I’m going to grow my hair out.” You’ve been drinking milk bro

Pegging isn’t gay it’s literally a GIRL wearing a strap-on! If you don’t find that hot you’re a weirdo in my book

Times are tough. Does anyone know if Goodwill sells condoms?

Is Rango a true story?

Haven’t pooped in two weeks. The fecal matter build up is starting to press up against my prostate. This kinda rocks

God I’m so hard