🇿🇼President Kunta 🇦🇪

@Patie_Mahamba Watoo ngito shamwari

What the fvck?!!

@nobiechishyy Saka iwewe ndiwe wakafitana naye…?

Mai Mugabe hawana kufitana naTinashe Mugabe .

@tonnie_montana 😂😂😂

Pa weekend apa ndine mufesi wangu akaenda kunobviswa zino akawana kuna dentist weku Zegu aripa attachment akadzuurwa rurimi ne mistake👐

@BossG_Spectre @takuchengeta 😂😂hondo yema boss

@takuchengeta Says the Bantu 'King' 😂😂😂

VOLTS JT is not the man he thinks he is, Zimhiphop was left in his hands by Samanyanga sounds only for him to lose it to Spraga and Hulengende. Volts and Cham!sa are just the same, people love them for nothing but one day we shall be honest all of us...

@harare_1 Ko mwana ane 8 years ne 9 dzaidawo bonde idzo

SAD NEWS 💔: A Harare man from Glen Lorne suburb allegedly shot his wife before turning the gun on himself on Friday in a suspected domestic violence incident linked to a phone call. Givemore Tawanda Madzinga, reportedly shot his wife, Nelisa Madzinga (40), injuring her on the shoulder before shooting himself  dead. The incident occurred at their home along Castle Close in Glen Lorne, in the presence of their four children aged 14, 12, 9 and 8. The couple’s misunderstanding is reported to have started on Thursday evening after Tawanda received a phone call from his suspected mistress. On Friday morning, he reportedly woke up and began assaulting Nelisa and their four children. Nelisa reportedly pleaded with him to go to ZRP Highlands for the matter to be resolved, but he refused. She then decided to make a report. As she was walking down the stairs towards the garage, she heard two gunshots and felt a sharp pain on her right shoulder blade. She proceeded to the garage, where she found Tawanda lying on the ground, bleeding from the nose. A neighbour rushed to the scene and took Nelisa to Avenues Clinic, where she was admitted to. “We heard gun shots and when we got into their house, we found that Tawanda’s body had a gunshot wound on the right side of the neck. “The wife said their misunderstanding started when Tawanda received a phone call from his girlfriend,” said the neighbour. A 6.35mm FN Browning pistol, registered in Tawanda’s name under his company and licensed, was found beside his body.  The body was taken to Parirenyatwa Group of Hospitals Mortuary for post-mortem.

@dribblersik @DandaroOnline @TafadzwaMandov2 Mabva kuti musapedzerwe nguva wani

@DandaroOnline @TafadzwaMandov2 Haaaa musatipedzerewo nguva nezvinyaya zvevanhu vekuti everyday brain inovhunza kuti are they worth it. Who the f is colourful.

#dandarostreets Zimdancehall rising star Hulengende is at the center of a brewing scandal, with reports claiming he is expecting a child with his partner’s best friend, Colorful—who reportedly lives with the couple. While the claims remain unconfirmed, the development has sparked widespread reaction online, with many expressing sympathy for Malloti and questioning the future of their relationship. Follow Our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@EltieOG @loiceMututuvar1 😂😂

@Im_kunta_kinte @loiceMututuvar1 😂Worst advice in this post iyi

@debrahmatandazw Piggy

If a fat guy from a rich family is called biggy!! What about a fat guy from a poor family?

@advocatemahere Resemblance

🔸Sad to learn of the passing of the iconic Cynthia Shange. She was the first black Miss South Africa, an actress and mother to television presenter, Nonhle Thema. May she fly high with the angels.🕊️✨

@Xano263 @InfinityBars99 Hongu

@Im_kunta_kinte @InfinityBars99 Ndopfungwa dzandinadzowo idzodzo

Hulengende - Tosangana Kuhondo (Jnr Spragga) Diss OUT NOW

@BabereCity Imma leave those two noise makers alone…… put on Some COD and enjoy silence for a min……

You come home see your wife like this , whats the first thing you gonna do?

@hatiperi_wacho @PenzuraWacho 😂😂haaaa i doubt kana vanhu vacho vachitori ne number dzangu bro

After the festival almost all service providers i had partnered with they called for a lunch meeting as a gesture of saying thank you. I learned a lot tozvizivirepiko sema ghettoyuts i thought after every deal thats it we part ways toonana next dhiri 😂🙌🏽

@Makomborerol 4cm idiki pane 3cm wani apo

For some reason iwewe neka blambi kako unofamba uchiti wakamu pedzera 😂 varume soo 🤦🏾‍♂️

@Vadyegoraa @CID_Mamina Asi kugara ku Diaspora ndiyo yamunoti exposure yacho….?

@CID_Mamina Exposure ipi yaunoudza munhu ane 9 years achigara ku diaspora iwe uri kuMabvuku ?

Jnr Robert apa he lost both silver and ndarama

@Shadaya_Knight Nah you haven’t travelled the whole Africa bro…..but anyways tunodyikawo tumahure twepajoza…..

Damn, South Africa will forever be the number 1 country in all of Africa when it comes to beautiful women

@Xano263 @InfinityBars99 Gadzirai yenyu misambo and repay them

@InfinityBars99 The Bundu Boyz, Mutukudzi, Mbuya Stella Chiweshe, Mapfumo vakagadzira level rekuti tinzwikewo internationally, they actually made good music and this is how we repay them?

@mi62206 @HandsomeWepaZW 😂aaah baba ramero

Gents mungwarire mukadzi uyu,ano rara mutown pana Rezende achizviita kunge ano tambura achi nzwisa tsitsi ,usagara wamu nzwira tsitsi zvokumu endesa kumba kwako,uno birwa zvinhu zvese kusara imba iri empty ,ini akandi bira 6 times dzese ndichiti ndirikubatsira

Avoid friends who think that Arsenal will win the league.

Just because you make more money than others doesn't mean they're stupid, time, chance, opportunity - life favors us differently