Imma Draff

@J_Buster_Keaton @3DrakaiNa Roky is underrated...

@3DrakaiNa I see this post as this song is playing. What mean? youtu.be/NqRdqw0VDXw

I really need to stop looking at historical vampire killing kits when I'm too broke to get one for myself.

@3DrakaiNa Even if you could afford the tools to kill me, you still have to find my coffin. Have you ever played the original Castlevania? Yeah, good luck... :P

@alphafox Fucking Legend...

Leeeeerrrroooyyyyy Jaaannnnkiiinnnnsss!!!

@UScrimeReview I dunno. I, for one, am looking forward to pics of the dark side of dat ass. No doubt grainy, lo-rez, pixelated chicanery, but I do enjoy the attempt by overpaid CapCut jockeys...

@mask_bastard Getting my whole party turned into toads. And I don't mean on purpose. FFV, Baby!

I’ve done things in Rimworld that everyone would consider a war crime.

@LDS_Dems Stupid ideas. Ever heard of the autopen?

There has not been nor will there ever be an idea as stupid as this. Setting $152M on fire would at least provide us with momentary warmth. But THIS will rob the Bay of important tourist dollars and will cost much more than just building a new prison somewhere else.

@GovCox @POTUS @WhiteHouse @RapidResponse47 You'll find some way to fuck it all up and make your friends even more filthy rich...

$1 BILLION for the Great Salt Lake. President Trump has officially requested a historic $1B to restore and protect one of America’s most important environmental assets. The Great Salt Lake fuels our economy and protects the health of millions. With real federal partnership, we can accelerate water flows, restore ecosystems, tackle invasive species, and address toxic dust. Now Congress must act. We’re going to fill the lake. 🇺🇸

@rantinglydotcom Enjoy your rest. You most certainly deserve it. Sedona is gonna be great this time of year!

I usually update Rantingly on vacation… not this time. Heading to Sedona to touch grass. Laptop staying home. This will be my longest break in 7 years. No updates Fri–Mon. I'll be back on Monday night. Happy Easter, Nick

@UematsuNobuo God-Tier genius. I can't wait...

If you love the music of Final Fantasy then you will be sure to love my newest work, Merregnon: Heart of Ice! Stream now ❄️🎶

@CBSNews Meme time...

"I'm the space plumber." Astronaut Christina Koch was able to fix Orion's toilet after the crew reported an issue with it shortly after reaching orbit on Wednesday evening.

@ABC Gayer than Richard Simmons. With respect to Richard Simmons. What is this slop?

"You could see the entire globe from pole to pole." A day after the Artemis II's lift-off, ABC News' Gio Benitez spoke with the astronauts from their Orion spacecraft about the journey so far, and what they are anticipating for the days ahead. Read more: abcnews.link/xKcp9g9

@LDS_Dems I'm going to stop and math you right here: "A) there are not 50-100M foreigners. That is 1/3 of the country". That is some special sauce, my dude. Try again and get back to us...

Once you see how Republicans are infected by zero sum thinking you can't unsee it. A) there are not 50-100M foreigners. That is 1/3 of the country B) the people who need healthcare are older. Immigrants are generally younger. So you would deport labor supply but keep demand

@mask_bastard @chirno_helmet Hold on. We don't want the Japanese bros to learn that. There's a dick joke in there that has to do with Japan needing to be repopulated, but I lost it...

@chirno_helmet It’s ours that’s why. Are the Japanese suddenly going to stop eating rice and fish? Come on Japanese bros learn the pounds and Fahrenheit

アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。

@LibertarianG0th Amen. Barbie wasn't even good at being Barbie...

I think this is something we can all unite on.

@mask_bastard This is why we do it from behind...

@rita_otis I have tickets to see them next month. Mrs. Draff is losing her mind because she has never seen Maynard before. I am from the Tool generation, but these days I too prefer the Pus. And A Perfect Circle still somehow sucks...

Puscifer - Momma Sed

@GovCox Get out of my wallet, ya gnasty-headed Nancy. Every law you sign gambles with the money of the people. Which you steal. Apologies to Nancy...

Prediction markets are gambling.

@mask_bastard Should women and children be on the battlefield is the question...

Should women be allowed to breastfeed on the battlefield?

@NateForUtah My man looks like he has been eating nothing but rabid squirrel with a sprinkling of meth for the last few years...

I definitely would not open the door for someone who looked this crazed and bloodthirsty. sltrib.com/news/2026/04/0…

@rita_otis Yes, yes, there will be Kool-aid later. But first, the sex. God is surprisingly impatient...

And drink their Kool-aid