Eddie Park

And we never saw Sergio Dipp again after this

When you’re waiting for your sandwich and Doritos after coming out of the pool twitter.com/Bomboclaato/st…

how ima be eating when the restaurants open back up. 😌

After a week and half of being quarantined, I finally came to see @missalyssarod . She says, “Don’t waste all of our toilet paper and don’t eat all the food”... Missed you too lyss ✌🏻

There are two different types of people in this world. @missalyssarod : sending me her quarantine schedule she made Me: sending her a selfie from the toilet

shit

Spam texts from @missalyssarod ... 😑😑😑

Just met @chancetherapper 😳😳😳coolest dude ever 🙏🏼

“Sick... just sick”

Why am I watching professional cornhole?... But why can’t I change the channel??

I love dominos pizza

Same same, but different

Who else has a snack drawer right next to their bed?? 🙋🏻‍♂️

This fly in my room has a deathwish...

Legit just tried to open the store door by pressing the unlock button on my car key... what?...

I

Can’t

Stop

Eating

Hobo: (giving his sob story) Me: (sitting there awkwardly waiting for him to finish) gives him $1 Hobo: one dollar?! That’s it?? Me: