Bonney 🌴🌴🌴

The greatest celebration in world football. Pioneered by a man who Doesn’t cheat opponents. Doesn’t defraud opposition, Doesn’t rely on help from referees, Doesn’t pretend to be humble. Beyond one generation, Beyond just football, Beyond just one man, SIUUUUUUUUUUU!

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@layiwasabi Siuuu!!! 😂

pov: you tried to banter your project supervisor

@menyaaaaaaaaaaa These set of ladies will most likely leave their man when he develops a life threatening ailment.

This is cold

! THE ALBUM

@OneJoblessBoy Orchestrated question!!!

"Some of you in Nigeria who think you are suffering, you are better off than your colleagues that japa'd 5 years ago... Do you know majority of them where they are working? Care homes. As far as I am concerned, it's modern day slavery." - Presidential Spokesperson, Daniel Bwala

@Wizarab10 You don't need to explain, everybody celebrates mediocrity. Looking at the horse says a lot about how much it was bought and how they maintained it. Only a Vet can understand.

Horses are expensive. My friend bought his own for N30m - he bought 2 for 15m each. It costs him about N500k monthly to maintain each. This is excluding cost of medical. Sudanese horses are like N15m to N20m. Argentine horses are very expensive, ranging from about $45k to $100k. I know about 5 billionaires with Argentine horses. These ones have experts flown in to look after the horse. It costs a lot to maintain. It also costs about $10k to fly a horse to Nigeria. Like I said earlier, the cost is significant in feeding, shoeing, stabling, health care.

@shinaayomi900 @Wizarab10 Ok

@Immemorial_247 @Wizarab10 Horse is 500k bro, u can go to film village and confirm, horses nah Billion?

He doesn't have money for 48 horses. Let's be serious abeg

@OneJoblessBoy This bro should consider being a narrator or voiceover artist.

"There's no such thing as AFROBEATS..." - BrymO

@gkbalogs @A_Feranmi Where is the ice gotten?

I worked field sales in Coca-cola for 2 years. I knew my vendors to the last person that picks up 1 crate per week. Part of my job is to ensure that they never get down to the last bottle without replenishment. I had people covering every petty trader in motor parks and local market under my territory, in fact we supplied ice every morning, provided they sold only coke products. Distribution is an obsession at Coca-cola.

FMCG is such a crazy place. The day I saw the mapping cigarette companies, and how they play distribution, I just went to sleep. Some have maps that cover mallam stalls in strategic streets.

Chelsea fans low key hate-watching this Brazil/Norway match

Haaland is the only left-footed striker I will ever love. What a complete striker.

This stuff is everywhere man Thought it's only peculiar in Lagos

NEBOSH HSE 1,2,3 IOSH CSP ISO 9001, 18001, 14001 What are the cost of the above certifications in Nigeria currently, and what accredited centres offer them nationwide?

Bro!!

@Mike_RMCF They might be among the eight best third-place teams. Same for Ecuador.

Ain't they out? 💀 Fuck are they celebrating?

Finally you can rest that agenda that Ronaldo is not a team player.

@arojinle1 When someone asks you if you both should play RANDOM, just run!!! If someone asks you that you both should play without formation, just run. If someone uses any minor team for you, just run.

Growing up, game house was one of the places I learnt street smartness. 1. If you're playing with someone you're better than and the person starts beating you, you better check well. He's holding a dead pad. The real connected pad is held by someone else behind him. 2. If you have been beating computer like 3-0 to 5-0 and someone says "If I make formation for you, you can't beat computer." No go put head o. They will edit player position and put all your players around the corner-kick arc. You will struggle. 3. If you see someone in a game house for the first time and you play with them twice with you winning both, don't agree if they are the one that ask you to bet. They will win the next 20 matches with just a goal margin. They will score the winning goal between 85-89 minutes or even added time. You will feel pumped to go again. They will chop that your father's money. 4. When you score, don't watch the celebration and goal replay too much. E dey pain Which other rules or lessons did I miss?