Art Serratelli

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The Spring 2026 Tour Continues: This visit, at UT-Arlington saw a big turnout of international students with LOTS of good questions! Big thanks to Austin Perry, UTA Director of the OIE. We discussed at LEAST 11 WORK VISAS beyond the rotten H-1B with the lousy stinkin' lottery!

SURE. They Let You APPLY for the Visa; BUT WHO KNOWS When, or If, You'll Ever GET the Visa? forbes.com/sites/stuartan… 🇺🇸

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AT ITS FINEST You cannot make this stuff up -- real life is making satire and parody really tough for regular folks like us. nbcnews.com/politics/donal… 🇺🇸

ANOTHER HAPPY CLIENT! Another Happy Day! These are the faces of our clients, friends and students. These good people followed the rules; they are smart & ambitious; and they are our American future. instagram.com/p/DW1npsWEeNi/…

A BANNER DAY IN THE HISTORY OF CARTOONING! @maddiedai Maddie Dai (maddie-dai.com ) & Sofia Warren ( sofiawarren.com ) both appear in the SAME ISSUE of The @NewYorker at the same time!

H-1B TIPS FOR INTERNATIONAL WORKERS: If you are in America, working on an H-1B visa for a job in the Technology sector, then, maybe you should NOT get caught working in a food truck in Texas . . . Repeat: IN TEXAS!!! CHECK THIS OUT: timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/i-kno… 🇺🇸

🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 * Breaking * 🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 President Mentally Stable Genius? STILL bald. SERRATELLI MIJAL NEWS YOU CAN USE! ™

redbus2us | H-1B 2027 Lottery Results Are Here! Sample Selection Notice, Daily Updates redbus2us.com/h1b-2027-lotte… 🇺🇸

SERRATELLI MIJAL BREAKING NEWS: GET THE APP. Just do it -- be the first to know everything you need to know about the American Greatness that makes America Great 🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump Announces the Official White House App youtu.be/WWDtyRXsGoI?si… 🇺🇸

WELCOME to AMERICA's NEWEST CITIZEN! This is U.S. Immigration: young, hopeful, hard-working, & ambitious. As a citizen by choice, this man believes in America's freedom to pursue opportunities & dream big. Seeing America through immigrant eyes is to see all that is good here.

The Spring 2026 Tour Continues: Liberty University! At @LibertyU we met the creative international students, & worked with student advisors: Ms. Lee, Pastor David, and our good friend, Milos! There are at LEAST 11 MORE WORK VISA CHOICES beyond the rotten H-1B lottery!

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WELCOME TO AMERICA's NEWEST CITIZEN! Our friend & client (pictured here) is exactly the type of hard-working, patient, creative, & kind-hearted immigrant we have had the privilege to assist. We welcome our newest citizen. We're thrilled for her & we're proud of her. Welcome

Or friend, @maddiedai . . . she knows about the dynamics of human interaction . . .

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO . . . Immigrants! americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/oscars-20… 🇺🇸

This is a disgrace. This is real. We, in our office, see this everyday. It is happening right now. This is no joke. This is extremely dangerous. SPEAK UP. SPEAK OUT! npr.org/2026/03/09/nx-… 🇺🇸

CORPORATE LIFE KILLS CREATIVITY: Reward entrepreneurial Girl Scouts FOR INGENUITY. Shame on visionless corporate monkeys. The Independent | Girl Scout Senior Leaders Unimpressed after NJ Troop Works with Cannabis Dispensary to sell Cookies share.google/UUtv3VwA36bluK… 🍪 🏆 🍪

➡️ Trump? ✅ He's IN! ➡️ International Visitors, with money to spend? ❌ They're OUT! 💸 💸 💸 Should we worry when the foreigners don't visit America? NO! Who cares about them? THEY'RE FOREIGN! The foreign are far less great than we are (repeat: We. Have. Greatness. Again)

Kids! KIDS! KIDS!! Some people have them. Some people don't. Yet EVERYONE has an opinion about them! Tip o' the Cartoonist's Pen to our friend sofiawarren.com