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@Gymvibe_ Not a single fresh ingredient 😭

All American classic

Auditors adding open items at noon on a Friday thinking it would buy them time. Me addressing the items right away and putting the ball back in their court ahead of the weekend 🤡

@nflrums Saying “thats a great idea” to your own idea lmao

🚨Interview with #Patriots Mike Vrabel with Dianna Russini

@HumansNoContext Heating up mayo 😓

I’ll take 8 please, thank you.

@RRR0BYN I mustve heard my sister in law’s horror pregnancy/delivery stories 35 times while i was pregnant. She tried to scare me out of a natural birth yet she had c sections so it was strange & tiring. Never let it get to me though.

Trauma dumping your birth horror story on pregnant first time moms is ugly step sister behaviour.

What doesn’t kill you gives you cortisol spike, weight gain and hair loss.

@Fresh_Cure Everytime I see an unhinged blackstone video like this i wonder how drunk the person is

All American treat

My partners family food at the functions never tastes good 😞

@callmevirgomami You go girl

Caught my reflection in the mirror and couldn’t believe the body looking back at me gave birth to my 4th baby a few weeks ago, like I am really amazing

@invis4yo This girl at a birthday dinner i went to once had these on and we had to stop about 10 times just on the walk from the car to the restaurant bc of how much pain her feet were in from them

i know a pain relief walk when i see it

@SunshineJarboly hahahah. Im rooting for them

@ImperaLela exactly. i think they’re going to make a comeback like vinyl & quinoa salads.

one time i found an old sears catalog in my attic & so for fun i decided to order some tools from it so i filled out the order form, put it in an envelope with a check & mailed it off & 6 to 8 weeks later an elderly man showed up on my porch & said, “we don’t exist anymore.”

@panahilang Hes definitely shaking and tweaking after consuming all that caffeine at once

@CatholicCharm Left girl

Moms of Twitter, during your first scans for pregnancy did the tech ever tell you which ovary supplied the egg for your baby? I have 4 kids and 3 came from my left, 1 from my right

@elsieased @nickimoraa Props to you momma! Induction is not fun at all if it doesnt put you in labor right away but i cant say im not grateful for it! I was 41+2 and my doctor started offering at 39 weeks. I think i agree with you, might not wait so long next time

@ImperaLela @nickimoraa This was me at 42 weeks. I carried him 42+4. Next time I'll schedule the induction sooner, not later.

Why are there so many moms trying to induce labor before 40 weeks😭 Don't yall want your baby to be fully developed?

Ye originally wanted Lauryn Hill on “All Falls Down” in 2004 as it interpolates her song “Mystery of Iniquity,” but he couldn’t get the sample cleared at the time Two decades later he brings her out to perform it together for the first time in front of a sold-out crowd of 80,000 fans 🔥🔥🔥 LEGENDARY 🤯

@thatgirlmulaa You plan accordingly so that you dont have the need to go into the gas station. Just use your card or plan accordingly to get gas when your infant is not with you.

Parents I got a question !!! PLEASE DONT LIE🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 when it was just you and your child in the car and they was in a car seat so lets say 3 months old and you ran into the gas station did y’all leave them in the car??? or y’all took them with y’all????

@JustnSol @trixshei Thats like calling someone that brings their own bags a broke bitch.. its the principle! They never used to charge to bag our food that we’re already paying inflated costs + taxes on .. i see nothing wrong here lol

@trixshei Just pay the $0.05 per bag you broke bitch

How men save money in the simplest way.

@Kgothatsoxo Ugh this wasnt funny. It got much worse after he stopped recording

Need her to leave him because this is dangerous😭