Imperial Tweeter

When you've been dating her for a long time and she tells you you're the only one for her and she wants to be with you forever and you tell her to block that one guy's number, that she says is just a friend, and delete his contact.

@idanpapii You know someone is low IQ if they're laughing / cheering this shit on.

Bro was like: If I'm getting a red card, I'm gonna make it worth it. 😭

Ronaldo helping Portugal in the first half

Mbappe: 2 goals Haaland: 2 goals Messi: 3 goals Ronaldo:

Cristiano Ronaldo ayudando a Portugal

@Parodyjeffx IT WAS OVER 80 YEARS AGO!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!

NETANYAHU IS FURIOS 🚨😭 “If Israel is forced to stand alone, Israel will stand alone.”

@BhadBhabie I had no idea you had a heart, and am sad that it's broken.

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@isfjcutebear Not Americans? Awww 🥰

日本から居なくなって欲しい方々 1位　中国人 2位　ベトナム人 3位　クルド人 4位　朝鮮人

@lebrazill Look what happens when he gets the ball to shoot? Nothing but whiff.

Are they intentionally not passing to Ronaldo??? What’s going on

@primenova59 Oof, after all those feminists calling HIM the piece of shit.

Jelly Roll’s wife Bunnie Xo collapsed in tears, begging him not to divorce her after confessing to a secret affair with his best friend, claiming temptation got the best of her and pleading for one last chance to save their marriage. 😳 "I'm sorry, baby, I was tempted." "Don't let this be the end of us."

@rose_k01 He's a piece of shit, but this is something I always have to point out which is don't be disrespectful to random people in public because you have NO IDEA who they are or their mental state or what they might do. Just stupidity all around.

An Indonesian female influencer streaming Live, made fun of a man who was dining with his wife. Angered by her the man reacted and assaulted her in front of her online audience

@tweetcunha Messi plays around 25% less games overall, total goals since 30 is on-par (if they had played same # of games total), and he also has nearly double the assists because he doesn't have to ball-hog like Ronaldo to try to prove he's the best; he just is the best all-around. Ever.

Uncomfortable conversations, I prefer really not to speak cos if I speak………. 🤐

@kansaislayer @TheBHentel Nope, Jordan still takes stats. Lebron has just been going longer, which makes him even less accomplished. youtube.com/watch?v=tl3mR6…

@TheBHentel Bron takes stats and mj takes legacy..messi got both and cr is the closest one..in term of greatnes, id say the gap is like mj + bron vs kobe

I’m not tapped into soccer somebody explain Messi’s greatness to me in hoop terms.

@Hoopss Supposing there's no woman also living there, man is living the quiet and peaceful dream existence.

Why is there a random cabin by itself in the woods

@kirawontmiss Against the toughest team of all ti... wait, THE CONGO??????

Cristiano Ronaldo in 2026

@fuckyouiquit @giannascoli Yes! I miss this so much, and people simply liking or RT'ing or quote tweeting with some commentary, not just outright stealing because they have a checkmark and want to profit off of hit tweets from small accounts copying them verbatim with no credit/attribution.

@giannascoli I miss when the world was calm enough for 96% of Twitter to just be this

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

@giannascoli Bro out here doing the hard work of making original banger tweets that go viral, aren't political/divisive/baiting, all without a checkmark, that checkmarks then steal to try to farm engagements for money. I had to block so many accounts stealing this verbatim.

@TheMaineWonk You just don't understand the Art of the Deal, nor have you ever played 4D chess. Just trust the process.

It’s the most destructive and weak American foreign policy in history: - Surrendering to Taliban - Surrendering to Iran - Bending knee to Russia - Bending knee to China - Attacking NATO & weakening alliances - Pretending to end 8 wars & world thinking you lost the 1 you started

@clippedszn There's absolutely no way he has loads of fans there, unless the dude means Palestinians.

iShowSpeed was caught off guard when asked about Israel on National Television 😳

@Ray841199649788 @AFpost Nope, the next step is the 4th time will be the charm.

@AFpost Trump finally acknowledging that Netanyahu is a mass genocidal maniac. Surely the next step then is to take Netanyahu out of the planet to set an example to mankind that such a monster can never again walk the earth?

Trump scolds Israel for sabotaging Iran peace deal, claiming that the US has been solely responsible for Israel’s existence and protection. Follow: @AFpost

@AFpost Well, at least we now know due to this betrayal, the next "would-be" won't miss.