ImpertinentElk

This night I have spanked a dragon to death with a sparkly rolling pin. #dnd What else even is there to conquer?

@LilBeastWorld But I’m out of your hair now.

Just out here coming to terms with Sedona’s love of traffic circles. 🤯

Begin Existential Crisis.

@LilBeastWorld TRY A VEGETABLE PEELER! Life. Changing. With apples at least.

@Sarahmngr Holidays are not for productivity! Go drink some more eggnog!

Aaarrrgggghhh why can’t I be productive?!? 😖😖😖😖😖

@LilBeastWorld I was really hoping to find an owl house abomination gif, but this will have to do.

@dtyger777 @darjeeling44 Umm… I …. Know her? Small world. 😎

A new project for @darjeeling44

@LilBeastWorld @the_yarb My hair is med-to-thin and I really like the TJ’s tea tree oil shampoo.

NOOOOOOOODLE!!! Eating pharmaceutical cheese balls in heaven now. 😭😭😭

I would like for Advent calendars to begin on the correct day. Is that too much to ask? Now I’m just sitting here in Advent looking at a set of cardboard doors and twiddling my thumbs like a chump.

@duolingo I recently made it to Level 1 in every topic in a course and had a plan for achieving the rest. It doesn’t seem like that progress is there now- I only retained my Level 5s. It’s super discouraging to only see any progress half way through the course. 😭

* grumble in German * I don’t know about this, Duolingo.

Starting to feel Christmasy today.

@dtyger777 @darjeeling44 Jennay!! Seventeen things are wrong with that! I was in a room with exploding glass yesterday and watching that was worse, Jennay.

I feel like @ImpertinentElk and @darjeeling44 need to be aware of this

@thenik * sips fourth cup of coffee * That’s probably best.