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THE IMPOSSIBLE FOODS LAWSUIT TIMELINE

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BREAKING SPORT NEWS CEASE AND DESIST: PEPSICO v. SPORT DRINK We regret to inform our beloved Sport Drinkers that the multinational conglomerate PepsiCo has dispatched its team of high-priced, big-city attorneys to Sport Drink LLC, delivering a formal cease-and-desist letter. PepsiCo has taken issue with our healthy alternative and what we considered a respectful and loving homage to one of their products known as BAJA BLAST™. Apparently, this name is protected. As a result, we can no longer sell a product under the name Sport Drink BAJA BLAST—or anything resembling BLAH BLAH BLAST—going forward. The good news: Sport Drink BAJA BLAST is already sold out. Even better news: we’ll be back in stock in just a few short weeks with a new and improved name. Name suggestions are now open. Please submit responsibly. Sport Drink

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