improv Ronin

Bring back the term 'Seppo' for Americans who post shit. It's a WW2 Aussie nickname for yanks, septic tanks - yanks.

@dresdendoll Its 1870 some where on the coast of California , Itcho a disgraced samurai, framed for killing his father. Conrad, on the run for holding up a stage, chased by US Marshalls and Bartholomew, new Captain of the Typhoon, meet.

how is there not an anime about this

@ValerieVaccari @confusing_wot @grok Nomnom nom nom.. nom.. nom.. nom... Nom... Nom... Nom Nom N...

@confusing_wot @grok

Guess the flavour of Ice-Cream??😭

@ksorbs God you are dumb

The DEI is one thing, Nolan is desecrating Greece the country as well. This is the beach in Greece, vs the movie. Gross.

@Ausbobsmit 15 years ago called. They want their old, stale take back. Just go to the servo and get a halal sausage roll, you're cranky again.

I find halal to be offensive, I don't want halal. Halal certificates fund terrorist. Why has Australia allowed Islam to take over food production?

I'm a little lost. I wander these empty halls, with echos of myself, my laugh, my wonder, my intelligence and turn the corner to find a brooding sad man, waiting for what? Mourning a love that was just smoke. I try to hold myself together but I fear I've lost too much to be whole

@ValerieVaccari I like corn

My choice of sex toys grows more comedic daily 😂 what would we do without online shopping?

@dresdendoll It's vision is based on movement

standing in a crowd of swans supporters wearing collingwood colours

@lanabeesfw @colligocritters That would be the funniest YouTube series

@colligocritters NOOO SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH THE LADYBUGS ABOUT SEXUAL HEALTH AND SAFETY!!

We're currently in a ladybug STD crisis I fear. All the ladybugs where I'm at are having too many sexual encounters with each other.. THEY ALL HAVE STDs.. GIRL WE NEED LADYBUG CONDOMS!!!

@OhappySt File this under T for 'Things that never happened'

I have a Chinese friend, Chan. He and his family (including elderly parents) moved to Australia 9 years ago to escape Communism. They bought a business in Townsville and work 6 days a week. Chan said to me 2 months ago "the last couple of years in Australia is like living under Communist rule." He said, his parents are horrified in the direction the Federal government is going.

@dresdendoll Damn goddess!

добрый вечер, comrade

@HomerPavlos *checks notes, looks at the back cover, spends 2 mins on the Internet* you know... You do know it's a myth right? ...right?

What we’re seeing on X these past few days is insane. > They’re trying like maniacs to convince you that Achilles is not a hero or a role model, even though he was the greatest role model in the West for 3,000 years. > They’re trying to convince you that he had a sexual relationship with his dear brotherly friend Patroclus, even though Homer says nothing of the sort. On the contrary, Homer mentions his relationships with women, states that Achilles has a son, Neoptolemus, and that at Patroclus’ funeral, Achilles and Briseis weep because he didn’t manage to marry them. That’s what Homer writes. > They’re trying to convince you that he shouldn’t be a role model for men because he was weak and a “cry baby”. This is being said by uneducated barbarians whose sources are the movie and secondary interpretations. They want you weak and disillusioned with classical studies. All these pseudo intellectuals have invaded the academic community of classical studies and archaeology and are trying to completely rewrite the facts in order to repel you. They want to fully control classical studies the same way they control art. Because if they control the Classics they will control the civilizational narrative. Don’t fall victim to their Marxist anti-Greek and anti-Western propaganda. Achilles was, is, and will always be the role model of a healthy man. Never forget that Alexander the Great slept with a copy of the Iliad (from Aristotle) under his pillow, along with his dagger. His role model was Achilles, who was also his ancestor on his mother’s side. Never forget that.

Happiness

@dresdendoll Truth, beauty, and a picture of you

this, pizza and a glass of red.

@NOTGH_Holly @ClaireMax Same, are we that starved for entertainment?

@ClaireMax I turned the audiobook off a few chapters in.

I’m about 40 pages into Dungeon crawler Carl and so far…this is not a well written book. It’s entertaining in a goofy-ass way but the world building is tenuous at best and it’s really gonna have to sell me soon for me to keep reading

@KatyKray73 I'll take things that didn't happen for $100, Alex

Another day in Melbourne: A maniac with two knives boarded a train. Thanks to Jacinta Allan for removing PSOs from stations, two brave men had to shield women & children from him. The train stopped at a station that used to have PSOs, passengers waited 20 mins for police, fearing he’d start stabbing. Absolute disgrace. We are living in a jungle. #Melbourne #Victoria

@NOTGH_Holly I'm not normally but... Mommy?

*bites knuckle clean off*

@lanabeesfw Debut album

🌊

@ValerieVaccari Hehe

@ImprovRonin Oh my god, what a throw back 🥰

Breaking news: I actually finished a bag of spinach before it wilted 😵

@ValerieVaccari Well until I'm at the dog park when the sun goes down lol

@ValerieVaccari Right now it's perfect!

The colours around town are gorgeous 🥰