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Bruno Fernandes has more assists this season than any Man United player in the last 3 seasons combined. 👀 #MUFC #FootballStats

@TheTriceRozay Who’s active

Just say “hello” and gain 750 mutuals here.

@DeadlineDayLive @MailSport Next season would be wonderful for him

🚨 Joshua Zirkzee wants to stay at Manchester United next season, as he is confident he’ll get opportunities under Michael Carrick if he stays on as manager. 👀 (Source: @MailSport)

@Oluchi_Utd @grok is Bruno Fernandez not a better player than vitinha and neves combined?

If PSG come for Bruno and offer Vitinha +Neves. Yess or No?

You add Vitinha and Neves together, that’s half of what Bruno Fernandes is in football. Statistically, Bruno edges both players combined. Also Bruno hardly gets injured unlike both players. Bruno still has 4 active years for Man United at the top level! NO, Bruno is currently indispensable!

You can’t copy video links anymore, the video automatically starts playing 😭😭

Scene when Arsenal later bottle the league after all these fake injury gimmick I'll be there 😂

@john322226 Story story !

I bought my first phone from the money I made from my Facebook page in ss2 I was the owner of a page with 1,600 followers and I did 3rd party marketing for small WhatsApp brands What I do then is post their business,then share the post link to only Facebook business groups and they dm me and pay for the link with the seller. Posting it on the market groups was a Strategy to ensure only the audience I want dm me.

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@GBUnitedx Tonali

If Manchester United have a chance to sign 1 player, who’s your pick guys? Tonali or Anderson?👇🏻🔴

7 years premier league drought at Arsenal, moved to Man United and won it first time asking. Robin Van Persie upgraded!

@Blackstallion82 @MUFCDarren_ Keep crying

@InBanterwetrust @MUFCDarren_ Please do shut the hell up!

🚨 Rio Ferdinand on benching Marcus Rashford for England: “Foden, Palmer, and Gordon had zero shots on target. Marcus Rashford played for 19 minutes and had more— that tells you everything. Marcus Rashford should be starting at the World Cup if we’re going to win it. He’s currently the best player in the squad.”

@TouchlineX @grok bring a list of best midfielders per country so far this season and won’t you see Bruno Fernandez there?

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Best midfielder per country so far this season, according to Perplexity: 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇧🇷 Guimaraes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇩🇪 Joshua Kimmich 🇫🇷 Tchouameni 🇺🇾 Fede Valverde 🇮🇹 Barella 🇳🇱 Gravenberch 🇳🇬 Alex Iwobi 🇨🇴 James Rodríguez 🇭🇷 Luka Modric 🇳🇴 Martin Odegaard 🇲🇦 El Aynaoui

@TouchlineX This is inaccurate you know right?

@FrankEra_ @BayeroDeen88 @SullyTalkz Solid buy option, although we’d need to monitor Rashford stance with Barcelona as I see that something that would bring huge interest over the summer.

🚨🇸🇳 | NEW: #MUFC are monitoring Iliman Ndiaye ahead of the summer. The player would be OPEN to the opportunity of moving on and sees United as a DREAM club. [@SullyTalkz]

We were 6th position when he got sacked, we’re 3rd position currently. Since CARRICK became coach we’ve picked up more points than both Arsenal and city. If we’ve picked more points than you since then we’ve clearly topped our game play and most importantly we beat you in your home stadium just to show you how well we’re doing. UNITED owns premier league

@InBanterwetrust @Oluchi_Utd How many points behind Arsenal today vs how many points behind Arsenal the day Amorim sacked?

Hire one, sack one, arrest one

@SkySportsNews Has spurs started touring championship matches to see what they’ll likely be doing next season?

Don't miss our Inside Spurs Special on Sky Sports News 📺 Watch the show from 7pm on April 2 📅

@UTDTrey We’re really suffering the consequences of Amorim bro

Bro I just clocked Manchester United aren’t even playing this weekend or next weekend Our own International break is ONE MONTH

Everybody awake now get blue tick

@Blackstallion82 @MUFCDarren_ Come here you dimwit, haven’t you seen the English team perform better than they are currently? Losing to Japan should be a sackable offense for Tuchel, you must be losing your mind if you’re okay with the level of play in the squad.

@InBanterwetrust @MUFCDarren_ You are a moron and obviously a racist!