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I'm gender fluid, baby. Call me all the pronouns 💞

“They took me in the dead of night to a place that was more psychiatric institution than rehab when I was 13. They put a collar with shock wires on me. If you misbehaved, they’d lock you in a padded room or strap you to a gurney. I was desperate, telling the other girls: ‘Fuck this place, these people don’t care about us!’ My mom didn’t know how to deal with me. I had become a monster she created. In just a year and a half, I got 18 years of upbringing. She simply couldn’t be a mother. When I got out, I tried to rebuild my life, but I was blacklisted from the film world. I was ‘the crazy girl from the mental institution.’ But my friends lifted me up. I wanted to work with Adam Sandler and asked him to meet me at a coffee shop. He showed up in cargo shorts and a giant T-shirt. Me, in pink heels, a leopard coat, and purple hair. I told him: ‘Look beyond this. I feel like we can do something special.’ And he believed in me. He was my salvation. Today I have a family I chose, friends who taught me what it means to belong. I survived because of them. Now, I want to offer the world safety, so that anyone near me feels it: a safe place.” — Drew Barrymore on her childhood and her career revival thanks to Adam Sandler

I am offically ‘this all used to be woods’ years old

today i learned kristi noem’s initials are KLAN

Jews are white.

You know it’s bad for MAGA when the Neo Nazis misses the black guy.

So your upstairs neighbor can just get onto your balcony?

I’ve been thinking about this for years now.. Is this why humans and even animals yearn for intimacy? Is this also in relation to Geb and Nut being separated so that life could exist on earth?

Did a deep dive on teabags after the TL told us last week they were killing us all with microplastics. I knew twinnings, stash, and a few others claimed to be plastic free, but wondered about the tech. Turns out they have this machine (worth $300,000 new, from Germany) that makes and fills the teabags and it works by pressing super thin paper together to create a long tube and then filling and filing, then using a string to stitch it back together…. By doing this they use no glue, no staples, and no plastic. Never really stopped to look but a pretty cool marvel of engineering in its simplicity. Thank you for joining me in my special interest today.

@DIRK_STRANGLER Nothing could have prepared me for how on point that description was. I wouldnt be surprised if the gay voice on south park stems from him

No i way ive heard like 20 years of chuck norris jokes and nobody told me he sounds like a gay guy on south park

Mind you the biggest discrimination case was just won in the bay.... against Hispanics discriminating against Blacks 😭 the bay just more coon friendly we have to be realistic

We already know this. When will Black folks in California stop lying about it?

The WNBA will hold an expansion draft for its new franchises in Portland and Toronto on April 3, the league announced Wednesday. More: spr.ly/6011B6dFWf (📸: @theportlandfire, @TempoBasketball)

Ryan's braids are always so beautiful🤩

Black people are wondering why we are hated more than colonizers

Low cut ceasers with deep waves doesn’t make sense ladies Beyoncé failed yall

Saying White is the most attractive race, but you’re standing there looking like that is crazy.

I think many of us would benefit from watching more pilot episodes from kids shows. Degrassi The Next Generation, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, all have first episodes that stuck with me. Amazing writing, captivating plots, & a sincerity & quirkiness that I miss on modern television shows

Tuberculosis can be controlled and eliminated but get this; with a vaccine. So the U.S. is unfortunately screwed and will get ravaged by this preventable disease