Why is it always like sharks and reptiles doing the attacking in movies? Why not like honey badgers and kangaroos? I wouldn’t fuck with either of those animals
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Chantelle19XX
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Chantelle19XX
@InYourDreamsBro
Making music, making it through life. One day at a time. 32.
Somewhere in the PNW Katılım Mart 2011
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Mourning the music I could be making with my best friend but he’s super invested in his plant hobby and not really interested and that’s okay
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How the fuck am I supposed to scan a QR code that someone sends me a screenshot of? 😒
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@ElLukeAss You never gave in?! I was so naive lol. I’m just glad I made those mistakes at like 18 when it’s okay to make dumbass mistakes 😂
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@InYourDreamsBro So many people tried getting me into different pyramid schemes lol
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This was over 10 years ago and I’m still ashamed. Good learning lesson though, honestly.
The Joker@JohnnyGiunta_
Did anyone else in high school also have the most obvious pyramid scheme taking place that the dumbest humans you know partook in? I think ours was an energy drink called verve? Am I the only one
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If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.
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Sometimes I try things I see people do in Crimson Desert and it doesn’t work for me? I tried releasing a ton of spiders, cockroaches, and centipedes in the tavern, but no one reacted. I ended up just running around collecting back what I could cuz why not 😂
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I actually think Crimson Desert has sooo many flaws. But I’m having a blast and the devs are patching things practically every other day. So yeah it was worth $70 to me, for sure.
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Slap a couch cover or blanket on there and let that baby be comfortable.
Ichigo Niggasake@SomaKazima2
Dogs are slick af 😭😭😭 cause you know you ain't supposed to be on that couch
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Redditors wishing they could be railed by Arthur Morgan and John Marston at the same time
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My work just informed us that they’re providing us snacks on April 20th. Did not provide a reason. 🤨
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My boss “missed his flight” last weekend and we were laughing at his IG pics of him with a damn margarita 😂 Honestly love that for him
The Princess & The Frog@GabTheGem
My employee called out sick and forgot I follow her on ig 🥹 she outside having a blast 🤭
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How do you delete someone else’s post?
Ojito 👁@elojoquetodolv
Mi madre: “has limpiado el zócalo también?” Yo: “sí, lo limPIÉ” 😏
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Depressed at work
Can’t wait to leave so I can be depressed at home
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Yes this movie is a perfect masterpiece. Why is it making the rounds now in 2026? 😂
𝒱𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒾𝒶✨@velouriabelle
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Staglord was kicking my ass bro, make sure you gear up before that fight. I just barely scraped by but I didn’t even have to revive
Arron Automata 🤖@Arron_TK
Me trying to heal in the middle of a fight in Crimson Desert.
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