ALICE

he was blinded by all the insignificance, and all she wanted was for him to see her

<——- Psycho magnet

You cannot be that ugly AND be an asshole….pick one.

@laura_lou_44 Ugly ass twat is what you are

No filter cos filters are for ugly twats

People who say that mental health therapy doesn’t work quite simply have not had the right therapist.

I'm beginning to think nobody's going take me to "Funkytown".

If you haven’t done something for yourself today, you should

Pro tip: Save your extra hour of sleep for Monday morning.

Nobody: My brain randomly: ACE is the place with the helpful hardware folks

It's not how you treat some people, it's how you treat all people

@CO_contraband Many thanks

@In_Twittaland Birthday greetings are in order! Have a wonderful day!

Oh...so you have to be likeable and actually like people to have friends. Got it

I hate anyone who drives on the road the same time that I do

@noneofyours99 Thanks Tazz…. nice to see someone from back in the day still here.

@In_Twittaland happy birthday beautiful! 🎂 🥳

It’s getting disrespectful how far I have to scroll to find my birth year.

Know my every waking thought and love me anyway.

Just a reminder to do whatever the fuck you want

just love her, the healing journey is exhausting

if you eat breakfast while already thinking about lunch, you’re my kind of people

“still sexy as fuck,” i whisper as i hit a curb and spill coffee all over me