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@oenophil15 @MercuriusFilius How tf do you drive 4 cars?

@MercuriusFilius Drive all 4 at first. At 500 miles, drain 2 to fill the other two, which can now do another thousand miles (could do 1500 total). Drive another 500 (the 1000 mile mark), transfer the fuel from the 2nd to the 1st. It will get to 2000 miles.

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

@CuriosityonX Jupiter abusing that Adderall script

This is how long a day is on different planets of our solar system

@chomakovg Only 30 Oreos in the pack at my parents house. Shrinkflation. Your question is flawed. Gimme the 5 mil.

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@hcolombi_3 UmMmMm ExCuSe mE, YoU hAd 1 InTeRcEpTiOn aS Well sir

This guy bought a blue check and then tried to clown me for going 18/24 for 324 yards and 3 TD’s. Against Texas. Can we actually be serious for one second?

@PiListingNews @grok @NoLimitGains Would be nice.

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@Mrcryptoxwhale Done

@Pick6 727,272

Bored waitin’ for the ball to drop… Pick a number from 1 - 1,000,000.

@edmundmcmillen That's crazy

Congrats!

@nicalis My wife has over 3k hours on Binding of Isaac on out PS4. If the PS4 was portable, that number would be easily tripled. Give her the gift of Isaac in the car Nicalis!

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@TheFredzilla @CLEsportsTalk I'd take a few if that's cool

@IncMnm @CLEsportsTalk What if I start shitting diamonds?

@Comptonx187 @HomefieldApparl @bigten I'd be more worried about what comes out at the other end

@HomefieldApparl @bigten His burps must be deadly ☣️☢️

JOEY CHESTNUT JUST ATE 242 WINGS IN 10 MINUTES AT THE BIG TEN FAN FEST @bigten

@nocontextmemes Head be 3.14/10

idk what this means

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@barstoolsports Did Jesus win?

Filling up your high school gym for a Rocket League match goes so hard

@watjalukinat @deidrejowen Just say the "no" is your audible being called

@deidrejowen I really wanted to say "set hut" after Blue 42

My 14yo is working on a science research project and looking to expand her data set. Her query: Does eye color affect vision? Anonymous! 1. What color are your eyes? 2. How old are you? 3. Do you have any visual impairment? If so, mild or severe? Comments closing Wed 8pm EST.

@Rainmaker1973 A noose

Boiled chicken, Greek yogurt and white Rice. What’s missing here?

@SmokeytheBrave @FootbaIIism Found out if you run fake FG anywhere on the field the receiver at the bottom was always open. Kinda took the fun out of the game, but I did win 30+ Super Bowl rings.

These drills made me who I am today

@nicalis I would re-purchase all of your games (and Mewgenics when it's released) and be the happiest man in the world. Try me. I double dog dare you.

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