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Phil Incontro

@IncontroPhil

Don’t worry, I don’t like my jokes either.

Katılım Şubat 2019
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Phil Incontro
Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Drunk tweet. I like a girl and I actually am open about how I feel about her. It’s disgusting and I apologize
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Wilfred Bergqvist@WilfredBergqvi1·
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Talkin' Yanks
Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks·
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Just found out my mom keeps her spice drawer organized in a specific order based on a Simon & Garfunkel song that she doesn’t even know the words to other than the line “Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.” Incredible
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
This joke better cost Disney 5 billion dollars. Dance on her grave why don’t you
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Hey guys what’s the best way to tell a woman “hey I saw you once and you’re so beautiful I want to build you a cottage where you raise our children while I fish and hunt for us?” But like…super casual?
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Taylor Swift got HR face
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is TWENTY YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Being an uncle is sick you just give a 6 year old an extra cookie and it’s like you got an extra mini drunk person at the function letting out secrets like yoooo what?!?! somebody kissed a girl on the cheek already??? Scandalous
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Watch this. Watch it again. Face the reality of what you saw. This was an execution. There is a problem within the law enforcement community in this country that needs to be corrected. Swiftly and at the root. May this animal never see another day as a free man.
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Fireball sommelier@Sheehan_Sports·
You cannot be serious right now
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
Subtweet with no context ab people getting what they deserve
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Studio Ghibli
Studio Ghibli@TheGhibliFamily·
Ghibli Snoop
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Phil Incontro@IncontroPhil·
My 7th grade teacher told me “character is who you are when no one is looking” and I never forgot that. That’s why I’m the worst version of myself when people are around. I’m a Boy Scout when I’m by myself.
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Matt@fakepremehoodie·
Now do the streets really need a Modern Baseball reunion for anything more than just shows?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:
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