Drunk tweet. I like a girl and I actually am open about how I feel about her. It’s disgusting and I apologize
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Phil Incontro
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Phil Incontro
@IncontroPhil
Don’t worry, I don’t like my jokes either.
Katılım Şubat 2019
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THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!
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Just found out my mom keeps her spice drawer organized in a specific order based on a Simon & Garfunkel song that she doesn’t even know the words to other than the line “Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.”
Incredible
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This joke better cost Disney 5 billion dollars. Dance on her grave why don’t you
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Almost as if Catholics were right the entire time but y’all an’t ready for that conversation
zeronelite@Zeronelite
shockingly common pope francis W
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@princegregorous @BIGIROD21 Tbf we don’t know the lifespan of Xenomorphs but I don’t think it’s the same one
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Wait I assumed this one became the Alien Queen… was it not implied that this was the Queen Xenomorph from Aliens? Did I make that up?
Trey the Explainer 🔜 FWA@Trey_Explainer
Genuinely wondering what happened to this particular xenomorph at the end of Prometheus
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Hey guys what’s the best way to tell a woman “hey I saw you once and you’re so beautiful I want to build you a cottage where you raise our children while I fish and hunt for us?” But like…super casual?
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Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is TWENTY YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK
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Being an uncle is sick you just give a 6 year old an extra cookie and it’s like you got an extra mini drunk person at the function letting out secrets like yoooo what?!?! somebody kissed a girl on the cheek already??? Scandalous
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Watch this. Watch it again. Face the reality of what you saw. This was an execution. There is a problem within the law enforcement community in this country that needs to be corrected. Swiftly and at the root. May this animal never see another day as a free man.
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Subtweet with no context ab people getting what they deserve
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My 7th grade teacher told me “character is who you are when no one is looking” and I never forgot that. That’s why I’m the worst version of myself when people are around.
I’m a Boy Scout when I’m by myself.
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@fakepremehoodie The streets here; we’re saying we’d appreciate at least an EP
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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:
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