(in)correct The Rookie

Nyla: I love calling myself a bitch. But if a man calls me a bitch I’m going to step on necks and break backs

Lucy: Being half asleep and feeling someone kiss your forehead is one of the purest forms of love Celina: … Unless you live alone …

Officer : you have the right to remain silent Sava : but do I have the ability

Smitty : URGH I’m such an idiot Angela : Smitty : Angela : if your waiting for me to disagree it’s going to be a long day

Angela do her children : when you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. no. you know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. get yourself a damn sword. a big knife is also okay.

Lucy : *writing a list of all escaped animals* Zoo keeper : the tigers should obviously be your top priority Lucy : *scribbles out geese* Lucy : obviously

Lucy : you used to have a fake ID ? Tamara : ... you needed to be over 18 at petco to hold the bunnies

Seth : I heard you were talking shit about me Angela : did you get everything or do you need to hear it again ?

Angela : love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake Lucy : you're literally making a valentine’s day card for Wesley Angela , pointing her hot glue gun towards Lucy : you’re on thin fucking ice

Tim : wakey wakey eggs and bakey! Tamara : but i'm vegan. Tim : wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

Tim : fuck lucy Angela : is that an insult or a To-Do list ?

Lucy : Angela is so pretty. Nolan : Don't be jealous, Lucy. You're pretty too. Lucy: I'm not being jealous. I'm being gay.

Tim : go on a date with me ? Lucy : no Tim :

Angela : Okay we gotta get through this locked door. Nolan quick give me your credit card Nolan : Here Angela *pocketing it*: Cool. Tim kick down the door

Lucy : Why do you have to be so tall anyway? Tim : Would you prefer me on my knees? Lucy : I don’t have a HR appropriate answer for that …

Angela : So, you two are dating now? Tim & Lucy: Yes. Angela : Why? Tim : I happen to find Chen very appealing. Angela : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out why Lucy wants to date you.

Tim : If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I would immediately change my views. I have no principles. Lucy : I think you should have principles though Tim : You're right. I should.

Angela : I think I found a way to make money Tim : You'd make a decent stripper. Angela : I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I was talking about

Grey : I've decided I'm planning a wedding. Luna : Whose? Grey : Lucy and Tim’s Luna : They are engaged?? Grey : No, but they will be.

Lucy : Why don't you ever call me by any pet names? Tim : You don't remember what happened last time? I called you "love" and you passed out Lucy : Well, what else was I supposed to do