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Allen: you look good in that hoodie Kanda: you know where else I'd look good? Allen, zero hesitation: my bed Kanda, at the same time: by your side- wait, what?

Kanda: Is something burning? Allen, leaning seductively on the counter: just my desire for you Kanda: Moyashi, the toaster is literally on fire

Allen: well, Kanda and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked* Allen: that's right... we kissed!

Kanda: If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Allen: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group Kanda: ... Allen: what? Kanda: I'm never asking you anything again

Kanda: dom or sub? Allen: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though

Kanda: I fell— Allen: from heaven? Kanda: no, I literally fell— Allen: in love with me the moment you saw me? Kanda: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Allen: okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest

Kanda: hey, wanna take a shower with me? Allen: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy

Kanda: Allen, do you remember when we agreed we were better off as friends? Allen, naked in Kanda's bed: no, I absolutely do not Kanda, taking his clothes off: yeah, me neither

Kanda: wow, they really hate us Allen: yes, perhaps they’re homophobic Kanda: but we’re not gay, Moyashi Allen: Kanda: Allen: we’re not?

Allen: *pulls back the curtain while Kanda is showering* Allen: hey, did we-... stop screaming it’s me... did we run out of Cheerios?

Allen: heh, Kanda sneezes like a girl Kanda: how about I pound you like boy? Allen: ...what? Kanda: that didn’t come out right

*texting* Allen: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf Kanda: what is that? Allen: it’s a keyboard smash Kanda: how do I do it? Allen: just press anything Kanda: 7

Allen: are you ready to commit? Kanda: like, a crime or a relationship?

Kanda: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Allen: It was autocorrect Kanda: autocorrect wrote "you're so hot. Please step on me."? Allen: yes

Allen: I like your new pants! Kanda: thanks, they were 50% off Allen: I’d like them better if they were 100% off *winks* Kanda: The store can’t just give away clothes for free Allen: thats’s… not what I meant Kanda: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Moyashi

Allen: my hands are cold Kanda: here, let me hold them Allen: my lips are cold too Kanda: *covers Allen's mouth with their hand*

Kanda: wow, Moyashi, you want to hold my hand? How awfully lewd of you Allen: we literally slept together yesterday Kanda: that's NOTHING compared to holding hands

@Stillindigo7 Absolutely it is

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Kanda: I'm leaving now. I've left notes for each of you with instructions Allen: mine just says "Allen no" Kanda: and you can apply that to any situation

*Kanda looking at Allen* Lavi: why don’t you go talk to him? Kanda, sarcastically: yeah, sure Lavi: what? Go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Kanda: he could hear me