Sean

Gimme that sweet orange sumocitrus.com/fruit_for_the_…

lol people who walk into a room and go “UUUHHhhhmmmmm…” because they need you to know they’re about to talk to you.

@xcloudbustingx I care about bikes and I approve this message. That thing is extra sick.

Nobody that follows be on Twitter cares about bikes but… this thing rocks

Spotted at the #Denver airport love this fit my guys absolutely crushing it hot damn

Do people ever say “mm I love it when you tuck your ears into your hat 🫦”

How am I just now learning that @TacoTime was founded in Eugene??

what a sad song

Just got another “go fuck yourself” for calling someone out for almost squeezing me, in the bike lane that I’m legally obligated to ride in, into the curb with their car. 🙃

sometimes especially when youre not a customer and also especially when im not an agent of customer service you are absolutely wrong

lol don’t flip me off — you’re the one who fucked up

Those Land Rover/big truck/BMW/Mercedes drivers who will actually drive into you because you are “in their way”

@tayvilhauer Let’s move to Denmark! @monicalynise

The more I see TikTok’s of expats living in Denmark or other scandi countries & raising their kids, the more jealous I get. I really need to figure out how to get there. They’re just doing it right on so many levels

adhd is so hard sometimes

345 mass shootings so far this year. when will things change in this country?

Bigots always fall back on “tradition”

when u find out u dont need to say “of” after “myriad”

just call it solitary confinement ffs who are you kidding bc its not funny

be nice. you never know what someone is going thru

*tries to say something funny

I am overcooked

really fumbled that one 👍