Clint Barton

I love being taller than Wolverine.

Because your suffering is hilarious?

Why is @FxckingPhoenix's highlight reel "Hawkeye's greatest regrets"?

Kate: What's upstairs? Me: Oh, the stairs don't talk. Kate:

If you aren't cheating at poker, then you aren't doing it right.

And no black eyes. I'm on a roll.

My nose? Not broken? It's more likely than you think.

"I'm not bad guy. Or good guy. I'm worst guy."

@GunsAndSpeeches Sometimes I think I'm cursed.

@Ineedmorearrows "You're a disaster. I'll try to make sure it does last longer, then."

"Clint didn't tell me he got a new car."

@GunsAndSpeeches Ha! I wish it were that easy. I can hardly keep the challenger up and running for more than a few weeks.

@Ineedmorearrows "You better make this one last, buddy."

@LegacyOfLiberty There's something to be learned from this, but uh, I have no idea what it is...so...good luck figuring that out.

"Uncle Barton....That is the first question that ever made sense."

@GunsAndSpeeches I can see it now: the second iteration of the /very/ short-lived hawkeyemobile.

@Ineedmorearrows Right?! "I should get one for you once I get the money."

Why are super villains so damn good at building elevators?

@TheSIavicShadow I could tell you what happened in Madripoor while I'm busy getting a tan along the equator.

@Ineedmorearrows "I suppose I could resort to boating it, I'm not that much in trouble that I need to get anywhere fast. You can tell me what happened in Madripoor."

"The amount of illegal things I've done this week is astounding."

@TheSIavicShadow There was a thing in Madripoor and /it wasn't my fault/ but it raised some red flags, and then the whole banner murder thing--How do you feel about boats? I'm great at boats.

@Ineedmorearrows "Why? What did you do?" Should she really be surprised?

@TheSIavicShadow ...I miiight be on the no fly list.

@Ineedmorearrows "Get your passport."

@TheSIavicShadow Take me with you.

@Ineedmorearrows "Enlighten me."

@TheSIavicShadow I think I know a way to add a bit more thrill.

@Ineedmorearrows "What's life without a little thrill now and again?"

I Am Just Trying My Best