Daniel Sandberg

claim your gold star NOW!!!!

4 years ago I shat myself in an escape room. It is my brother's favorite story. Today he had frontal lobe surgery and there was potential for memory loss. This is the first text he sent me from recovery:

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

Mentioned “Covid” as a marker of time and the new guy at work just went “You mean the Plandemic?”

Casting this war along the lines of Christ’s Passion, Death, and Resurrection is not only at the depths of blasphemy, but morally repugnant.

White smoke is coming out of the salesforce tower in downtown Indianapolis, signaling the selection of a new cold ass white boy college hooper.

When I was a child, I thought that if my salary is $4K a month, I’d have $12K in three months

They say it takes 21 days to from a habit, but it took me 3 days of vacation to get used to not working

You can go on YouTube and watch footage of the woman screaming before she goes unconscious and her dog frantically running around the backseat barking before they both burn to death because Henry Ruggs decide to drive drunk. He shouldn’t be allowed to step foot out of prison let alone onto a football field.

Jimmy Carter had to give up his peanut farm

oh noooooo a child is born to homeowners with health insurance

Basketball coach screams at her player to motivate her, a breakdown

Wow … the bottom part says it all

I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience and im tired of people pretending it's not

being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

“What did children do before all these vaccines???” They died. 20% of children died before their fifth birthday before we had vaccines. You've never been to an old cemetery? It's mostly baby graves. Vaccinate your kids if you want to keep them.

Realizing it was me who didn't text back