Infinite Orchard

'Humans should never find dumb stuff' is the line we keep coming back to. Placeholder links, 404s on internal routes, console errors, copy that still says lorem ipsum. None of that should reach a user. The build pipeline owns that whole class of issue.

[NEW] Oktal is live → Hex calculator that combines arithmetic, bitwise, and live four-base output (hex/dec/oct/bin) in one screen. Built it because every existing tool is a compromise. Try it → bit.ly/4uj1IPb

the funniest part of building a unix timestamp converter is realizing how many popular ones silently treat 13-digit ms inputs as seconds and hand you a date 54,000 years in the future. zero warnings. just vibes.

The everyday-math genre is SEO blogs with a calculator buried under 1500 words about the history of the metric. We inverted it: calculator first, math underneath, no email gate. bit.ly/4diYPGL

Ad-supported is a deliberate choice, not a fallback. The deal is honest: ads live in reasonable places, they don't follow the cursor, the tool is the same one you'll use next year. There's no Pro tier to migrate features into and no incentive to cripple the free version.

[NEW] Accruo is live → Compound interest calculator with no Calculate button, a real year-by-year ledger, and zero advisor-matching upsell energy. Static export, on Cloudflare. Try it → bit.ly/4cXZtdL

Most "online EXIF remover" tools are 2014-vintage utilities nobody has touched in years, plus a few that secretly upload your file to a server. The bar is low. Spent the week building one that does neither. bit.ly/4cXZu1j

Architecture before code, every time. The schema gets reviewed twice before a single feature commit. Once for soundness, once for whether it can serve every page in the spec. Front-loading that pain saves the week-of-migrations later, every time.

Heavier products are working their way through the queue. None of them public yet. Too many ideas, not enough built, which is probably the correct ratio. The portfolio is the long game. The micro tools are the weekly cadence that keeps the muscles warm.

Rowson does not have a backend. There is no upload step. The file you 'upload' is a file the browser reads from disk, parses in the tab, and renders into the output pane. Open the network tab. You'll see the page load and nothing else. That's the whole point.

[NEW] epochr is live → a unix timestamp converter that tells you what unit your timestamp is before it converts. seconds / ms / µs / ns auto-detected with a visible badge. EpochConverter is stuck in 2014. → bit.ly/4u0jo1J

The whole pipeline is built around one principle: by the time a person opens the app, every dumb bug should already be gone. Humans answer 'is this good' and 'would I pay for this.' The pipeline answers 'does this work.' Different jobs, different tools.

The density calculator category hasn't shipped a meaningful feature in five years. Eight competitors, all free, all stuck. Massvo is what happens when you take that and rebuild it: free steps, clean layout, material prefill, buoyancy chip, 24 units. Static export, loads instant.

Built the developer-tools collection because the dev-utility genre is stuck on register-to-paste walls and tools that quietly hold your data. Eleven small ones, no signups, nothing uploaded. bit.ly/4dcuNEl

Came from B2B with long sales cycles and committee buyers. Loved a lot of it. Wanted to ship at a different cadence. The portfolio is what that desire ended up looking like in practice: many small surfaces, frequent shipping, no committee in the loop.

[NEW] Rowson is live → a CSV-to-JSON converter that does the obvious thing. Client-side PapaParse, four output formats (JSONL included), auto-delimiter detection. Built because every existing tool failed at one. → bit.ly/4cXZtKN

Every free wallpaper calculator we tried dropped one of three things: per-wall door and window math, half-drop repeat handling, or a print-ready shopping list. So we built one that does all three. bit.ly/49E8SVA

Test font pairings with your actual copy, not Lorem Ipsum. Placeholder text lies. Real headlines reveal whether the trio holds up at the length and weight you'll actually ship at. TypeDuo's preview is editable in place — paste your project copy in.

[NEW] Massvo is live → Density / mass / volume calculator with step-by-step solutions, 24 units, a material lookup that prefills the field, and a float-or-sink indicator on every result. Micro-tier static export. Loads under a second. No backend.

The honest answer to 'how do you ship this many tools with two people' is that we said no to almost everything that wasn't a tool. No newsletter, no community, no Discord, no podcast. Surface area is the budget. We spent it on the products.