Informative Action

With the recent news of an "AI Jesus" please see my thread below, outlining how this very may well be the sign of the end times Jesus spoke of when asked by his disciples:

@goodlife5513 @Signal99Cinci "Sal, now say 'sir, no verbal threats of violence are allowed at the zoo, and you need to put your shirt on' DO IT, DO IT!"

@Signal99Cinci Is that Sal from Impractical Jokers?

Last Sunday at the Cincinnati Zoo…families with children and strollers, took advantage of the mild, spring weather and packed the walkways at the Cincinnati Zoo. Sadly, several families suddenly found themselves trapped in almost a half an hour of panic—that must have felt like an eternity…as many stood frozen in terror, as a man began screaming that he was going to kill people, if he could not find his son. The man threatened to slit their throats and he threatened to shoot them. The man’s wife had taken their son and left the Zoo, due to his behavior—though the man insisted someone had kidnapped his son. Witnesses describe him making verbal threats to harm people—using language about killing—while stripping off layers of clothing and fumbling with a small backpack. His behavior wasn’t just erratic, it was escalating, and families in that crowd knew it. You can hear it in how they described it—alarming, chaotic, and directed at random visitors, including themselves. Unsure if the man was an EDP in crisis, overly intoxicated or under the influence, the man continually threatened to kill them, while making furtive movements toward his backpack—the same backpack multiple witnesses focused on as the center of concern. At that point, Officers were on the way—witness could hear the sirens coming…getting closer…every second stretching longer for the families standing there with their children, waiting for Officers to arrive and take control of a situation that was clearly spiraling. But before Officers arrived…a trusty staff member retrieved the deranged man’s backpack—and continually attempted to give it back to him. One witness even intervened—asking that the bag be kept separate given the nature of the threats—and was told by the employee, that he was “trained for this,” before the effort to hand the bag back to the disturbed man continued. A man making threats about killing people…in a crowded zoo…fumbling with a bag that could have contained a weapon—and the decision was made to put that bag back in his hands, by a Zoo employee. The man’s threats threats included stabbing or shooting—and witnesses describe them as serious, direct, and alarming enough to stop families in their tracks—then every second that bag remained accessible mattered. Because had that bag contained a weapon, this doesn’t stay a close call—it becomes something else entirely. Something irreversible. Thankfully, it didn’t. But that outcome wasn’t guaranteed by the decisions being made in that moment by the Zoo’s “trained employee.” It was luck. So next time you have a psychotic zoo visitor threatening to kill people, perhaps consider NOT giving him his bag back, that might contain a deadly weapon mmmkay? Pics below show the shirtless man, as well as the guy who was, “trained for this,” attempting to give the man back his bag, while families stood there, frozen in terror. Bad form. #fyp #signal99 #share #Ohio

@WallofWTF @alt_w_v_g Should've made an AI video of a red dollar sign morphing into a yacht, and then proclaim to the children "OK, SO WHO'S IN?" That's a foolproof technique for the younger generations. Oh yeah, have it add in a fake sidebar of incoming stream donations as well. Hmu for more advice!

@alt_w_v_g my kid did career day last week too brought a fake balance sheet n told em his dad turns red numbers into yacht money one girl puked teacher still wont look me in the eye lmao send help or chickfila receipts idk

Went to my son's career day yesterday The teacher said each parent gets 3 minutes I asked if there was a hard stop or if this was more of a "suggested timeline" She said 3 minutes The dad before me was a firefighter. The kids loved it. He brought a helmet. Let them try it on. Very theatrical. My son whispered "don't worry, you're going to do great." I wasn't worried. I brought a pitch deck. Objects aligned perfectly horizontally and vertically. 14 slides. One appendix. Two scenario analyses. A waterfall chart I stayed up until 11pm simplifying so a 5 year old could follow the value creation framework. Slide one: "What is a CFO." Slide two: "What is EBITDA." Slide three: "Why EBITDA matters." Slide four: "Why adjusted EBITDA matters more." I lost the room at slide one. One kid asked if I help people. I said I help companies become more efficient. He asked if that means I fire people. I said no, we right-size. He started crying. The teacher stepped in. Said maybe we could do a Q&A instead. Great pivot. Very collaborative. A girl in the front row asked what I make. I said Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoint decks. She said "my mom makes cupcakes." Different verticals. My son stood up and said "my dad makes companies worth more money so the people who own them can sell them for a lot of money." Dead silence. The teacher said "that's... one way to describe it." My son said "it's the only way to describe it." I have never been more proud of anything in my entire life. I told him that in the car. He said "thanks, can we get Chick-fil-A." My son asked if the expense was tax deductible. One could argue I'm teaching my son more than the teacher. We got Chick-fil-A. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

GAAP has updated the acronym definition of EBITDA. Please update your Financials accordingly!

@jnottah This is what happens when men don't court women, marry, impregnate them, and tell them to stay home while they support the family. She can make blankets and sell them on Etsy while breastfeeding if neded. Women know they got fooled. Look at her. She didn't even want to be there.

During a traffic stop, a man is frisked and a female officer notices a concealed firearm strapped to the mans waist, on attempting to remove the firearm, she causes the weapon to discharge striking the man in the thigh, the female officer seems in shock and doesn't say anything to the man, however the Sergeant who's with her apologies several times. Do you think it's a lack of her training and experience that caused this incident ? I am surprised she didn't utter an apology, she did look extremely confused.

@RobConquistador @jnottah @pr0ud_americans I hope his lawsuit brings reform to law enforcement and gets women out of badge and uniform for good. They're not build for high-stress, quick decision making tasks.

@jnottah @pr0ud_americans I hope this man sues and the payout is so large he and his family never have to work another day in their lives.

@GigoloIncognito Getting addressed as Douche Bungalow is insulting & you should sue. Unbelievable!

How the hell am I supposed to talk about my ancestry & heritage on this over-censored app? Literally 1984.

@imbabydababy @headoverdiors @Raindropsmedia1 Brilliant idea. Cop brings up the possibility of DCF coming. Let's make the situation worse, go to jail that night, and have someone else raise your kids while you rot in jail until you post bail. Knowing the retards at DCF, they'll have your kids in foster care until they're 18.

@headoverdiors @Raindropsmedia1 He pissed me off so bad. At this point just take me to jail because I’m cussing you tf out. Ain’t no damn way

Mom accused of leaving her 8-year-old at McDonald’s to do DoorDash, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding. 👀

@headoverdiors @Raindropsmedia1 They pull this shit on well spoken, middle class white guys too, get off your dying horse. Speaking from experience. I pass as a white country club dad. Forget all other stats, there are just a certain number of horrible cops, and a certain number of good cops. Simple as that.

there is absolutely NOTHING i hate more than hearing a dumbass fucking white cop speaking to a black person. it’s the reason these racist ass inbreds become cops in the first place, to disrespect and push black people around with zero consequences. the audacity of the way they’re speaking. they’re so fucking entitled. someone needs to catch them off duty and pop them in their dumbass crakkka mouths.

@CarolKelleyNes1 @SleezvilleBarbz @yesTHATsteve @Raindropsmedia1 You have no clue who's car that is. Maybe those 5 kids are in her custody on a timesharing agreement. Maybe she got the car in the divorce. Too many possibilities, so why bother jumping to conclusions.

@SleezvilleBarbz @yesTHATsteve @Raindropsmedia1 NOT ignorant when she literally said she had just made enough money to feed them!! Driving an infinity but can’t feed her kids?

@ODoffecstasy @CreoleBarbiedol @Raindropsmedia1 Cops get excited when they think they can get DCF involved. Those 3 letters make them act more out of turn than they usually do.

@CreoleBarbiedol @Raindropsmedia1 Dumb ass crackas on a power trip, nothing more😂

@headoverdiors @CreoleBarbiedol @Raindropsmedia1 Breaking News: most of the people in the comments defending the soft spoken black women, are white. Most of the comments chastizing her are from black people. Everyone needs to stop turning on their own race, religion, etc...just saying.

@CreoleBarbiedol @Raindropsmedia1 you these dumbass white people always saying anything a black person says is with an attitude or aggression.

@DjehutySpeaks @MidtownMysterio @TiffanyCar49018 @ZeeToms86 @Raindropsmedia1 I agree with both of you. Keep going. Also fk DCF they always do the opposite of their job. "Well mom says the kids are inside & it's 8 o'clock so we're not going to wake them up just to check." True story. I said "They're MY kids, make sure they're alive, idgaf who you wake up."

@MidtownMysterio @TiffanyCar49018 @ZeeToms86 @Raindropsmedia1 Had she not kept interrupting the cop while he was speaking, I don’t think the cops would have mentioned anything about attitude.

@Jon_TLP @CottonCity @Raindropsmedia1 What would you have done differently? Raise your voice & argue, get in handcuffs quicker? I'm no fan of DCF but as soon as a cop utters those 3 letters, stfu or lose your kids forever. DCF is investigating my ex wife for wasted resources but they're not to be f'd with. Play nice.

@CottonCity @Raindropsmedia1 Complaining not going to do anything...but the cops could of done better with talking to the lady....if it was me ...the cops wouldn't of talk to me that way.

@sever53590 @BonesawMD Boss man gets what he wants. Been all around the block. You have it made when you say "I don't want to hear the alarm tomorrow" & nothing else needs to be said. 7 AM it's BJ o'clock followed by whatever the fuck I want. Men need to grow some balls or find women who suit them.

@BonesawMD Laziness is also why men like bj’s, cowgirl, etc. Just lay there

He's right. Men participating in BDSM as "Doms" are victims. Women have tricked men into cosplaying "dominance" and being proud of it. No mentally sound man enjoys the faffing about, ridiculous roleplay, or drawn out fake violence malarkey where he has to hold back 90% of his strength anyway. "Dom" sex by men when roleplayed like this is always silly nonsense. He becomes a slave to her fantasy. There is nothing dominant about servicing her like this. She tops you from the bottom as you do all the work to plan the scene, dirty talk, the commands, the physical work, try to regulate her mood. The laziest woman you know with "high libido" loves BDSM type sex and can do it nightly, because she literally doesn't have to do anything. 100% dominant sex by a man lasts no longer than 3 minutes. Genghis Khan syndrome. It is inconsiderate. Her feelings and pleasure mean nothing, and her body is used like a fleshlight.

@kenr305 @alphafox Same page man. x.com/i/status/20399…

@alphafox That kid will be in juvy jail, and dead before 30

Hope his parents have their checkbook ready: 😠

@younghover1996 @alphafox The kid is baited by the idiot, presumably the mother, who thinks this all some funny little video. Kid will be a violent criminal by 16. Aren't ya glad our kids have to learn Spanish in school, but little Pedro doesn't have to learn English, or even try at all?

@alphafox This is his definition of fun😂😂😂 he having more fun tearing apart that bouncing castle than the kid playing inside it😎❤️‍🔥

@Sylvanis13 @alphafox Doubt. He's more likely the next "in-and-out of juvie 10 times by age 15." And by 25 he'll have been in and out of jail 5 times for violent crimes, with $100 bond. But sure, lets keep inviting people who refuse to assimilate, to our children's parties. I blame the host's parents.

@alphafox He’s the next school shooter and the parents will give him the weapon!

@The43rdcaptain @alphafox I'm sure the knife & clothes on this kid were a stipend of WIC somehow. The nice, likely white woman who rented it probably thought inviting Juan was a good idea. Little did she know he was the future criminal brat of a non-English speaking Consuela Rodriguez Domingo El Garcia.

@alphafox This should be covered by WIC.

@alphafox Obviously not one of the parents who paid the deposit, since whatever company rented that out will now charge the contracted party ~$1,500. Little Jimmy's mom said "let's me inclusive, let's invite Pedro." Way to go, white wine mom. Enjoy the bill. Hope diversity was worth it.