Paul Morrison 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Sat in a queue all morning for #Coldplay tickets, get to 402 in the queue and bang session kicked for Sus activity apparently. Cheers @TicketmasterUK truly are a bunch of clowns

@InfoSecPS Knew it was coming so already started putting wheels in motion. Enough is enough

@HumzaYousaf @theSNP 45% tax, complete joke of a party. Final nail in the coffin, get Christmas out the way and off to England.

The Scottish budget is a statement of our values. That we value our NHS & other public services. That we will use every lever at our disposal to protect those in Scotland from the worst of Westminster harm. As well as a budget that supports a growing, green & fair economy.

@_Freakyclown_ Sliding down stairs and hills in bread crates was strangely the first thing to come to mind. Which looking back was probably because we couldn't afford an actual sledge 🙄

Tell me one thing you did as a child that brought you the most joy? Due to a extremely violent home life I feel like I missed out on so much stuff.

@GossiTheDog Huge turn around from a year or so ago. From brunt of the joke to setting the example for hosting 👍🥳

@AppSecBloke Games from ancient history 🤣🤣 just reading that makes me feel old

This is what happens when heavy rain meets oil on the road 🙈

@ZephrFish Would it not be HWHWHWFG?

I learned this week that HWFG is a Scotland only thing at gigs :(

@ZephrFish @NoobieDog Migrated all to Scottish widows. Annual fees are nice and low for no Took 2 minutes to do

@NoobieDog Yeah I used pension bee to do it and it was pretty painless, can chuck you a link on DMs if you fancy :)

Has anybody in the UK migrated all there workplace pensions into one place?

@ZephrFish @DebugPrivilege @GossiTheDog I read event ID's all day long but still need to Google anything out the top 10 😂. My favourite interview question to ask is "what's the most interesting malware you have personally come across" you learn alot from it about someone and they're experience

@DebugPrivilege @GossiTheDog Well they're event IDs, I know that much without Bing

@BushidoToken 💯 it's a partnership. Cyber security teams have the data, time and skillset but no ability to physically act on it. LEA (not all) struggle with time,skillset and financing but hold all the card for physical results. And that partner ship works great 😉 win win for all

Hard disagree. I don’t think LEAs did all the digital forensics work, IR engagements, and OSINT on these groups. Without cybersecurity teams reporting to LEAs, there would be no arrests

@SteveD3 I like how they make it sound like you have a choice. Your working from the cats Home, your a guest there. The cat will go wherever it wants. Also it's not unprofessional at all. Love it when folk show off the animals on calls :)

This just isn't true. Cats, dogs, birds, reptiles, kids, other adults, coloring books, it's fine. It's all fine. It's normal. Your home, is your home. You just happen to work from there now. Also, it makes my day when pets are part of a call.

@JGamblin Already had 3 today. It's not a good look. Stop it please.

Please don't use the war in Ukraine as a sales pitch to sell security products.

Breaking. #ESETResearch discovered a new data wiper malware used in Ukraine today. ESET telemetry shows that it was installed on hundreds of machines in the country. This follows the DDoS attacks against several Ukrainian websites earlier today 1/n

I'm going to be speaking @AbertayHackers securi-tay.co.uk/# in 2 weeks! Friday 4th of March Track 2, 11am . Come along and listen to HoneyPoC part 2

@ZephrFish The worse ones are the ones that cut the hold music every 15 seconds making you think your getting answered, just to here "we are sorry no one is available to take you call, please hold" every 15 seconds 😡

I hate calling call center to be put on hold then deafened by hold music RIP headphones

@GlasgowCC Yeah also no need to stalk lone women

@InfoSec_Paul_M Thanks for bringing this to our attention - I'll pass it along to the relevant depot. However, there is no need to swear at us. ^EM

I had to go and collect my partner on the dog walk as she was terrified in tears thinking someone was following her,she wasn't wrong though it was the people we pay council tax to every month trying to get another few quid. disgusting behaviour.

@cybergibbons Or just assume no one cares enough and roll with the pay checks !!

At some point I'm just going to assume everything is fucked and just stop looking for security issues.

@ruaridh_jackson Agreed but footage only shows 1 arm go up and realistically he didn't have much chance of actually taking control of the ball. Could have went either way, just unfortunate it went against us on thisn occasion.

If Lewis doesn’t hit Russell’s arm when he tries to catch it he has a chance to catch it. Knock on or penalty max. To yellow card the guy there is brutal