Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️

My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes.

Imma take two licks and bite it like an owl.

@CSynthemesc Yup.

@InkMasterbator Is a uvula piercing even possible?

Going through some stuff and might whimsically pierce that dangly thing in the back of my throat. Wish me luck!

It's weird to me that humams can pee without pooping, but we can't poop without peeing.

@LiquidGoth Needed this, thanks 😁

you miss every shot you don’t take so you may as well try your best

@chinchilladas Can we get a remastered Duke Nukem 3D in VR please and thank you?

I wouldn’t hate some Duke Nukem remasters if I’m being honest

@Network_Synth MST3K reference drop! Also hell of a glow-up!

My entire wardrobe is completely different except for a single men's medium Mystery Science Theater 3000 t-shirt I can't bear to part with. Two years changes a lot, especially when you're on prog. 🤭

@gothstrawberryy Stop it, you're giving me vertigo 😊

The girls asymmetrical makeup vs her slightly asymmetrical titties

after a year of working really hard on this, my cozy indie game AutoCritters is available in Steam Early Access!!!! yayyy!!! buying this directly supports me!!! store.steampowered.com/app/4426190/Au…

Just by seeing these, what is the first thing to comes to mind?

About to be in my "Brandy goes back to comedy with a half hour of breakup material because comedy is cheaper than therapy" arc.

@socalledcharlie I myself am something of a goofy dork.

Was talking to a friend last night and he said I was goofy and I think that’s always the misconception people have for me. People think I’m cool but I’m actually just a goofy dork.

@brynnetrix Imagine harder 😉

@InkMasterbator Okay, so, I'm trying to imagine the first but it always ends up being the second thing 🫠

Imagine choosing to argue with this face when you could be making out with it.

@GhosT_Quanta The world needs more real art, now more than ever.

FB reminding me I actually used to draw lol

@LuxOnFiyah Let's not forget the boulder that Chris beats up.

RE bosses in games: Giant shark Giant spider Giant Gator Mutated Salamander Moldy vampire dragon A literal giant A massive fetus Giant centipede Roided out grasshoppers Blob with tentacles that absorbs organic matter into it (Nyx, which I think is being referenced here)

@Kit_Kat_Cata Living with my ex, go from there🤣

@InkMasterbator What could I possibly argue about?

@Ranting_Trans Estrogen would've made that fall survivable?

Estrogen would have saved her

@Network_Synth Hi doggy!

Can you guys say good morning to my lil dog

@LiquidGoth I'm in Denver or I'd go outside

can the other tgirls in portland get off this website and go outside I don’t wanna be the only one getting stared at while I get coffee