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"Spooky eyes"

@MorganFigge Cutie!

Haircut and beard trim. Happy Friday!

The way I have been the horniest man alive this past 2 days.

Finally. Not having a phone have been torture

Im back with the pornstache and nobody is here to see it yet.

@_dan_tbh_ need

Morning

-700£ BIG OUF. not a single help from cashpigs or finsubs. . . you guys have failed me

In need of a new phone. Cashpigs/finsubs hit my DMs. I might even show c*ck and b*alls.

its the fact i haven't had a single day of 2026 without something bad happening in my life

not my phone screen turning black out of nowhere and it has been like that for the last 2 hours

Irish men in London come to my pub and let me give you smooches

@JaceMentorPup One of the cutest!

@InkedNerdMat Fuecoco

Silly wee haircut

Me but also with the thought of a kiss.

I can explain

Me when he shows me his biceps.

@gabeilbabe Duke of Wellington is also really nice. And then as parties, Beefmince/Roast

I might have found THE spot to find bears

Lil trim to the beard

Oomfies keep doing this to me and is low-key pissing me off. The "let's meet soon or next week or when I'm in London" or whatever bullshit. And then never fucking do. From now on any oomfie that does that unfollow.

@werewolfblake Omg hi!

I need an OW duo

friendly reminder that if you guys are doing an eyebrow slit with a clipper to not cough while doing it.